Halloween Birth

Starting day one in a seedy neighbourhood

“Congratulations, it’s a baby pumpkin!”


Halloween Hospital Birth

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No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Man's main task in life is to give birth to himself. - Erich Fromm

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant. - Richard J. Ferris

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

Baby: a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. - Ronald Knox

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

At the base and birth of every successful venture you will find an enthusiast. - Winston Churchill

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

The most effective form of birth control I know is spending the day with my kids. - Jill Bensley

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one. - Candice Bergen

Why is it that people rejoice at a birth and grieve at a funeral? It is because we are not the people involved. - Mark Twain

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant. It is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are. - Mewtwo

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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21-Jan-2019