Motherhood

A mother’s care around the world



In the Arctic
Motherhood in the Arctic

On the Riverbank


In Africa


In India


In the Ocean


Somewhere near Wal-Mart


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Baby lying in the bassinoot. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

Necessity is the mother of taking chances. - Mark Twain

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

Care shouldn't start in the emergency room. - James Douglas

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

Think I'm sarcastic? Watch me pretend to care. - Unknown

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city. - George Burns

Now, as always, the most automated appliance in a household is the mother. - Beverly Jones

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance. - Tim Allen

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed - I never knew they worked. - Les Dawson

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer

My perspective on my mother has changed immensely. She was a lot taller when I was younger. - Howie Mandel

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The unhappiest people in this world, are those who care the most about what other people think. - C. JoyBell C.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker have been around a lot longer than supermarkets and Wal-Mart. - Joel Salatin

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and that which we take the least care of all to acquire. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The opposite of love isn't hate - it's indifference. And if you hate me, that means you still care. - Marcia Cross

My mother always used to say, "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White

Drunk Man: "I can't bear fools."
Dorothy Parker: "Apparently your mother could." - Dorothy Parker

I am one of those cliff-hanging Catholics. I don't believe in God, but I do believe that Mary was his mother. - Martin Sheen

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I don't care how many beauty treatments you have, I don't care which bag you're carrying - you have to have a dress. - Vivienne Westwood

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou


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11-Dec-2017