Pumpkin Face

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Pumpkin Face

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Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

Often a noble face hides filthy ways. - Euripides

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

Get the hanging dog expression off your face. - Archie Bunker

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Life began with waking up and loving my mother's face. - George Eliot

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

Let's face it, all the good stuff happens after midnight. - Matt Groening

Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty. - Sicilian Proverb

Keep your face to the sun and you will never see the shadows. - Helen Keller

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward. - Robert C. Gallagher

The secret to happiness is to face the fact that the world is horrible. - Bertrand Russell

There's no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Bernard Williams

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's falling on his face and not Gary Cooper. - Gary Cooper

If you're unable to find your face in the dictionary, then take this opportunity to define yourself. - Faydra D. Fields

If you have good thoughts they will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely. - Roald Dahl

I tend to play mostly villains and twisted people. Unsavory guys. I think it's my face, the way I look. - Christopher Walken

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

No matter how plain a woman may be, if truth and honesty are written across her face, she will be beautiful. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them. - Albert Einstein

There's nothing like a gleam of humor to reassure you that a fellow human being is ticking inside a strange face. - Eva Hoffman

I had plenty of pimples as a kid. One day I fell asleep in the library. When I woke up, a blind man was reading my face. - Rodney Dangerfield

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


see also   Halloween  Section
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Bat Flying Blind
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Custom Halloween Costume
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Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
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Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
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Pumpkin Buns
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26-Jun-2019