Witch Kiss

Boo Who?


There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?


I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn’t do!


How the witches got there,
I haven’t got a clue.



But they won’t be there much longer
because I’m sending them to...



YOU!!!

Witch Kiss - Halloween full moon kiss

You’ve been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Pumpkin pie fixes everything. - Unknown

I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

He'll have us going to the moon yet. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

To be haunted is to glimpse a truth that might best be hidden. - James Herbert

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a coffin. - H L Mencken

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Bat Flying Blind
Bloodsucker Bank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!
Coffin Attack
Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Drunk Pumpkin
Fireworks Wizard
Future Therapy
Halloween Birth
Halloween Greeting
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
Howloween
Halloween Warning
Here Comes Baby
Kissing Booth
Kitt-O-Lantern
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Buns
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Face
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Redneck Halloween
Santaween
Sick Pumpkin
Skeleton Cat
Smiley Pumpkin
Spooky Car Ad
“Stay Out Of My Way” Bus
Vampire Drinks
When Pumpkins Drink
When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat

 

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23-Feb-2019