Witch Kiss

Boo Who?


There are witches in my mailbox.
What am I to do?


I found them there this morning,
doing things they shouldn’t do!


How the witches got there,
I haven’t got a clue.



But they won’t be there much longer
because I’m sending them to...



YOU!!!

Witch Kiss - Halloween full moon kiss

You’ve been Witch Kissed!
Before the warts begin to spread,
Pass the kisses on instead!

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Never moon a werewolf. - Mike Binder

So many horrid Ghosts. - William Shakespeare

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

Language exerts hidden power, like a moon on the tides. - Rita Mae Brown

The muses are ghosts, and sometimes they come uninvited. - Stephen King

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

When a finger points to the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger. - Chinese Proverb

There are nights when the wolves are silent and only the moon howls. - George Carlin

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass. - Anton Chekhov

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I never really address myself to any image anybody has of me. That's like fighting with ghosts. - Sally Field

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

It's a whole lot more satisfying to reach for the stars, even if you end up landing only on the moon. - Kermit The Frog

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above. - Fred Saidy

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Animal Halloween Costumes
Avoiding Stress In The Workplace
Bat Flying Blind
Bloodsucker Bank
Boo Who? Surprise, Surprise!
Coffin Attack
Cruise Nurse
Custom Halloween Costume
Drunk Pumpkin
Fireworks Wizard
Future Therapy
Halloween Birth
Halloween Greeting
Halloween House
Halloween Joe-ks
Halloween Kiss
Halloween Moon
Halloween Pit Bull
Howloween
Halloween Warning
Here Comes Baby
Kissing Booth
Kitt-O-Lantern
Pumpkin Art
Pumpkin Body Art
Pumpkin Buns
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Face
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Pie Maker
Redneck Halloween
Santaween
Sick Pumpkin
Skeleton Cat
Smiley Pumpkin
Spooky Car Ad
“Stay Out Of My Way” Bus
Vampire Drinks
When Pumpkins Drink
When Seniors Shouldn’t Trick Or Treat

 

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14-Nov-2018