Halloween Surprise

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Caramel Onion Apple Halloween Surprise

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Good intentions are not enough. They've never put an onion in the soup yet. - Sonya Levien

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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11-Dec-2017