Halloween Surprise

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Caramel Onion Apple Halloween Surprise

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. - Steve Martin

The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy. - Von Clausewitz

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

Ice Water? Get some Onions - that'll make your eyes water! - Groucho Marx

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Life is like an onion; you peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep. - Carl Sandburg

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It's great to be a blonde. With low expectations it's very easy to surprise people. - Pamela Anderson

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

An onion can make people cry, but there has never been a vegetable invented to make them laugh. - Will Rogers

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

What a surprise to find you could shift the contents of your head like rearranging furniture in a room. - Lisa Alther

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Never tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. - George S Patton

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I'm into all that sappy stuff - a surprise picnic, nice dinner, or traveling. I'm kind of an old romantic. - Will Estes

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner. - Liam Neeson

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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