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Lifelong learning is the great equalizer. - Unknown

The best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Bikes don't leak oil, they mark their territory. - Unknown

Leadership and learning are indispensable to each other. - John F Kennedy

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying. - Isaac Asimov

The way to avoid roadblocks to learning is to ask questions. - Joseph J. Thomas

The minute you're not learning I believe you're dead. - Jack Nicholson

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma. - Eartha Kitt

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

Learning music by reading about it is like making love by mail. - Luciano Pavarotti

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

It is what we think we know already that often prevents us from learning. - Claude Bernard

We're all learning here; the best listeners will end up the smartest. - Charlene Li

Sometimes the best communication happens when you're on separate bikes. - Unknown

The road to learning by precept is long, but by example short and effective. - Seneca

The beautiful thing about learning is that no one can take it away from you. - B.B. King

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

Sometimes when learning comes before experience it doesn't make sense right away. - Richard David Bach

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on. - Samuel Butler

Learning is an ornament in prosperity, a refuge in adversity, and a provision in old age. - Aristotle

Be open to learning new lessons even if they contradict the lessons you learned yesterday. - Ellen Degeners

Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. - Unknown

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows. - Doug Larson

Learning by doing, peer-to-peer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation. - Nicholas Negroponte

There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure. - Gen. Colin L. Powell

People ask how I feel about getting old. I tell them I have the same question. I'm learning as I go. - Paul Simon

The audience, upon learning that the real Buffalo Bill was present, gave several cheers between the acts. - Buffalo Bill

I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe

Curious learning not only makes unpleasant things less unpleasant but also makes pleasant things more pleasant. - Bertrand Russell

The seeds of learning can grow almost anywhere. Trump University and my other education-related ventures like... - Donald Trump

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I try to extract something positive from (every) situation, even if it's just learning not to make the same mistake twice. - Claudia Schiffer

Learning does not consist only of knowing what we must or we can do, but also of knowing what we could do and perhaps should not do. - Umberto Eco

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. - Hal Linden

Nobody like to fail, but failure is an essential part of life and of learning. If your uniform isn't dirty, you haven't been in the game. - Ben Bernanke


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