Today’s Unemployment Line

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Big Bird in Today's Unemployment Line

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What a piece of work is man! - William Shakespeare

Work is much more fun than fun. - Noel Coward

I never work. Work does age you so. - Quentin Crisp

Work hard, play hard, change the world. - Amazon.com Motto

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Problems are only opportunities in work clothes. - Henry J Kaiser

Was there a bird for the souls of people like me? - Ruta Sepetys

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender. - Vince Lombardi

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Life is "trying things to see if they work". - Ray Bradbury

McEnroe has got to sit down and work out where he stands. - Fred Perry

Hard work is the best remedy for all of life's trials. - Unknown

I'm from durable stock. I'm made to work. I'm Irish. - Mary McCormack

Talent is no match for hard work, determination, and perseverance. - Unknown

My wife and I are getting remarried. Our divorce didn't work out. - Rodney Dangerfield

Keep a green tree in your heart and perhaps a singing bird will come. - Chinese Proverb

The best preparation for good work tomorrow is to do good work today. - Elbert Hubbard

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

Though what bird in the best of circumstances does not look a little stricken? - Lorrie Moore

The way to make a film is to begin with an earthquake and work up to a climax. - Cecil B. DeMille

Blessed is he who has found his life's work; let him ask no other blessedness. - Thomas Carlyle

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

What is the good of being a genius if you cannot use it as an excuse for being unemployed? - Gerald Barzan

My husband, Fang, is so dumb I once said, "There's a dead bird." He looked up. - Phyllis Diller

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Sometimes you have to work hard for what you want. Sometimes, hard work is what makes it precious. - Ute Carbone

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

We could not understand that there was anything about a bird that could not be built on a larger scale. - Orville Wright

I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm. - Franklin D Roosevelt

Tennis was never work for me, tennis was fun. And the tougher the battle and the longer the match, the more fun I had. - Jimmy Connors

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

You are Mr. Owl. I am Ms. Hummingbird. We may come from different species but as long as you're a bird, I'm a bird too. - Glad Munaiseche

If I were a flower,
humming bird would be my favourite bee
And If I were blind,
the light of darkness I'd love to see - Munia Khan

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw


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26-Jun-2019