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Big Bird in Today's Unemployment Line

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The early bird catches the worm. - English Proverb

Work is less boring than amusing oneself. - Charles Baudelaire

Incentives are what get people to work harder. - Nikita Khruschev

Spring work is going on with joyful enthusiasm. - John Muir

Motivation is when your dreams put on work clothes. - Milton Berle

Even a clock that does not work is right twice a day. - Polish Proverb

Attempt the impossible in order to improve your work. - Bette Davis

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders. - Ronald Reagan

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job. - Zig Ziglar

Work banishes those three great evils: boredom, vice, and poverty. - Voltaire

I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. - Jerome K. Jerome

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The bird of paradise alights only upon the hand that does not grasp. - John Berry

Man - a creature created at the end of a work week when God was tired. - Mark Twain

The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. - Dave Barry

Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life. - Confucius

There is no place where success comes before work, except in the dictionary. - Donald Kimball

The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work. - Emile Zola

The bird, the bee, the running child are all the same to the sliding glass door. - Demetri Martin

I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars... the rest I squandered. - George Best

Creativity comes from trust. Trust your instincts. And never hope more than you work. - Rita Mae Brown

I have been all things unholy; if God can work through me, He can work through anyone. - St Francis of Assisi

Life, in all ranks and situations, is an outward occupation, an actual and active work. - W. Humboldt

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

Fears work into the mind like maggots in a corpse; they fester and boil and work to no good. - David C. Smith & Richard L. Tierney

A bird that you set free may be caught again, but a word that escapes your lips will not return. - Jewish Proverb

Perseverance is the hard work you do after you get tired of doing the hard work you already did. - Newt Gingrich

A feeling of aversion or attachment toward something is your clue that there's work to be done. - Ram Dass

I don't like work - no man does - but I like what is in the work - the chance to find yourself. - Joseph Conrad

Concentrate all your thoughts upon the work in hand. The Sun's rays do not burn until brought to a focus. - Alexander Graham Bell

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important. - Bertrand Russell

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it because when they fired me, I had to show up at work anyway. - Wally Wang

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. - Robert Orben

A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. - James Dent

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

I think Mr. Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around. - Homer Simpson

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Without this playing with fantasy no creative work has ever yet come to birth. The debt we owe to the play of the imagination is incalculable. - Carl Jung

Lincolnshire is the Idaho of England. You were either going to drive a tractor for the rest of your life or head for the city to work in a factory. - Bernie Taupin


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18-Sep-2019