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Some targets are hard to miss for a hunter

Transmission lines in Montana are deer to the country



Deer transmission line towers

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A light heart lives long. - William Shakespeare

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Numb the dark and you numb the light. - Brene Brown

A proverb is much light condensed in one flash. - Simmons

A candle loses nothing by lighting another candle. - Unknown

America is so advanced that even the chairs are electric. - Doug Hamwell

My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. - Joan Rivers

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. - Leonard Cohen

May it be a light to you in dark places, when all other lights go out. - JRR Tolkien

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. - Cathy Carlyle

If I could light my own farts I could fly to the moon or at least Uranus. - Robin Williams

Mail your packages early, so the Post Office can lose them in time for Christmas. - Johnny Carson

There are dark shadows on the earth, but its lights are stronger in the contrast. - Charles Dickens

The landscape of Texas is in all my work. It's that light; it's that sky. - Robert Wilson

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight. - George Gobel

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

There are two kinds of light – the glow that illuminates, and the glare that obscures. - James Thurber

My uncle's dying wish was to have me sitting in his lap; he was in the electric chair. - Rodney Dangerfield

Architecture is the learned game, correct and magnificent, of forms assembled in the light. - Le Corbusier

Oh say can you see, by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed. Of thee I sing. - Archie Bunker

I brought children into this dark world because it needed the light that only a child can bring. - Liz Armbruster

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving. - Steven Wright

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

Might make a real good Christmas present for the uninformed. The book is called 'Taking America Back.' - Paul Harvey

I gave my young nephew a book for Christmas. He's spent six months looking for where to put the batteries. - Milton Berle

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together. - Garrison Keillor

I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright

It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off. - Woody Allen

Did you read about Starbucks? No more "Merry Christmas" at Starbucks. No more. Maybe we should boycott Starbucks. - Donald Trump

Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity and air of passion. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

The difficulties you meet will resolve themselves as you advance. Proceed, and light will dawn and shine with increasing clearness on your path. - Jim Rohn

If I could store lightnings in jars, I'd sell them to sick fireflies to light their way. Only they have nothing to pay for it with but life. - Will Advise

Think while walking, walk while thinking, and let writing be but the light pause, as the body on a walk rests in contemplation of wide open spaces. - Frederic Gros

And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected. - Spike Milligan


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24-Aug-2019