Binders Full of Women

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

Well-behaved women never make history. - Maria Shriver

Well-behaved women seldom make history. - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Her husband was infidelicate with another woman. - Archie Bunker

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. - Mark Twain

Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx

An honest man in politics shines more than he would elsewhere. - Mark Twain

The only place men want depth in a woman is in her decolletage. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

Women's styles may change but their designs remain the same. - Oscar Wilde

Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee. - Stephanie Piro

Liberty don't work as good in practice as it does in speeches. - Will Rogers

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he's a baby. - Natalie Wood

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

Never try to impress a woman because if you do, you'll have to keep up that standard the rest of your life. - WC Fields

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship. - Oscar Wilde

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Except for a few guitar chords, everything I've learned in my life that is of any value I've learned from women. - Glenn Frey

Every country must be absolutely free to adopt the type of economic, political and social system that it considers convenient. - Fidel Castro

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien