Binders Full of Women

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics have no relation to morals. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Women are made to be loved, not understood. - Oscar Wilde

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition. - Timothy Leary

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government is an endless pursuit of new ways to tax. - Unknown

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. - Billy Crystal

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A weeping man and a smiling woman are not to be trusted. - Indian Proverb

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Unknown

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

I wouldn't be caught dead marrying a woman old enough to be my wife. - Tony Curtis

Politics is the art of choosing between the disastrous and the unpalatable. - John Kenneth Galbraith

A woman's best love letters are always written to the man she is betraying. - Lawrence Durrell

Diplomacy is the art of saying, "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock. - Will Rogers

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. - Robert Frost

There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you. - Will Rogers

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with the word 'Guess' on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" - Arnold Schwarzenegger

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. - John W. Gardner

I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson

Like many other women, I could not understand why every man who changed a diaper has felt impelled, in recent years, to write a book about it. - Barbara Ehrenreich

The best way to meet a woman is in an emergency situation - if you're in a shipwreck, or you find yourself behind enemy lines, or in a flood. - Mark Helprin