Binders Full of Women

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. - Irina Dunn

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Politics is the art of controlling your environment. - Hunter S. Thompson

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

A great city is that which has the greatest men and women. - Walt Whitman

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it. - George Bernard Shaw

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

She's loaded with this, waddya call, women's intermission. - Archie Bunker

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. - H L Mencken

I love men, not because they are men, but because they are not women. - Queen Christina of Sweden

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Enthusiasm is a vital element toward the individual success of every man or woman. - Conrad Hilton

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A consultant is a man who knows 147 ways to make love, but doesn't know any women. - Unknown

Ideas are great arrows, but there has to be a bow. And politics is the bow of idealism. - Bill Moyers

Women have a hard enough time in this world; telling them the truth would be too cruel. - H L Mencken

Many a woman has a past, but I am told that she has at least a dozen, and that they all fit. - Oscar Wilde

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?" - Dumas

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones

The expression a woman wears on her face is far more important than the clothes she wears on her back. - Dale Carnegie

A woman should cleave into her husband. Right here in this house is where Edith's cleavage belongs. - Archie Bunker

When I invite a woman to dinner I expect her to look at my face.
That's the price she has to pay. - Groucho Marx

Give me the liberty to know, to utter, and to argue freely according to my conscience, above all liberties. - John Milton

There goes a woman who knows all the things that can be taught and none of the things that cannot be taught. - Coco Chanel

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. - Groucho Marx

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Only government can take perfectly good paper, cover it with perfectly good ink and make the combination worthless. - Milton Friedman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

One of the reasons people hate politics is that truth is rarely a politician's objective. Election and power are. - Cal Thomas

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

Babies are bits of stardust, blown from the hand of God. Lucky the woman who knows the pangs of birth, for she has held a star. - Larry Barratto