Binders Full of Women

Women hold up half the sky. - Mao Zedong

There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. - Helena Rubinstein

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus. - John Gray

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Man is not free unless government is limited. - Ronald Reagan

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

Nothing is so admirable in politics as a short memory. - John Kenneth Galbraith

I've been told I'm a role model to many women. - Donald Trump

All diplomacy is a continuation of war by other means. - Zhou Enlai

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

I think housework is the reason most women go to the office. - Heloise Cruse

If you can make a woman laugh, you can make her do anything. - Marilyn Monroe

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

Man does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. - Groucho Marx

Idealism is the despot of thought, just as politics is the despot of will. - Mikhail Bakunin

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. - Aristotle Onassis

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

He who has two women loses his soul. But he who has two homes loses his mind. - Ancient Proverb

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it. - Evan Esar

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his. - Oscar Wilde

I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman, but I have the heart and stomach of a King. - Elizabeth I

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house. - Rod Stewart

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

At present, our country needs women's idealism and determination, perhaps more in politics than anywhere else. - Shirley Chisholm

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

I am sometimes a fox and sometimes a lion. The whole secret of government lies in knowing when to be the one or the other. - Napoleon Bonaparte