Battle Star Jack o’Lantern

A bold onset is half the battle. - Giuseppe Garibaldi

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

A star on earth - a star in heaven. - Karen Carpenter

Science is forever rewriting itself. - Unknown

Science is the record of dead religions. - Oscar Wilde

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. - Unknown

Mmm. Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. - Yoda

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

All exact science is dominated by the idea of approximation. - Bertrand Russell

France has lost the battle, but France has not lost the war. - Charles de Gaulle

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war. - Donald Trump

If you become a star, you don't change, everyone else does. - Kirk Douglas

You are the antibodies kicking in as the planet fights its fever. - Bill McKibben

Don't fight a battle if you don't gain anything by winning. - Edwin Rommel

Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances. - Lee De Forest

Oh my God! Space aliens! Don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them! - Homer Simpson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

In the hopes of reaching the moon men fail to see the flowers that blossom at their feet. - Albert Schweitzer

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown

Science is angling in the mud - angling for immortality and for anything else that may turn up. - Aldous Huxley

The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star. - Jean Brillat-Savarin

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

If there's a bright centre to the universe, you're on the planet that it's farthest from. - Luke Skywalker

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Statistics: the only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions. - Evan Esar

We're all trying to keep up in this stupid race. But that won't be much fun when we're floating in space. - John Symeou

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. - John Glenn

Dontopedalogy is the science of opening your mouth and putting your foot in it, a science which I have practiced for a good many years. - Prince Philip

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Nothing has afforded me so convincing a proof of the unity of the Deity as these purely mental conceptions of numerical and mathematical science. - Mary Somerville