Battle Star Jack o’Lantern

Hitch your wagon to a star. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Forget Cutie, I'd rather be Pumpkin! - Unknown

No operatic star has yet died soon enough for me. - Thomas Beecham

Never engage in a battle of wits with an unarmed person. - Unknown

I only have two passions: space exploration and hip hop. - Buzz Aldrin

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle. - Plato

True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant. - Miguel de Unamuno

I'm still ready to go to the moon, if they'll take me. - Walter Cronkite

My husband said he needed more space. So I locked him outside. - Roseanne Barr

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

To err is human; to try to prevent recurrence of error is science. - Unknown

Everyone is a moon, and has a dark side which he never shows to anybody. - Mark Twain

Humor does not diminish the pain - it makes the space around it get bigger. - Allen Klein

Those who slew my father I drove into exile... and defeated them in battle. - Augustus

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper. - George Polya

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. - Mark Twain

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with 28 years ago. - Will Rogers

Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has merely laid an egg cackles as if she laid an asteroid. - Mark Twain

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not professional anymore. - Jeff Foxworthy

I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon. - John Geddes

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Be ruthless about your calendar - stick to it, hell or high water but create space for unstructured time as well. - Arjun Arora

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science. - Robert Lanza

We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology. - Carl Sagan

Why should we honour those that die upon the field of battle? A man may show as reckless a courage in entering into the abyss of himself. - William Butler Yeats

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

NASA's robot Curiosity landed on Mars. Early pictures show no signs of ESPN or beer. This makes it very clear that men are not from Mars. - Unknown

One thing about being successful is that I stopped being afraid of dying. Once you're a star you're dead already. You're embalmed. - Dustin Hoffman

The physician should look upon the patient as a besieged city and try to rescue him with every means that art and science place at his command. - Alexander of Tralles

I want to keep fighting because it is the only thing that keeps me out of the hamburger joints. If I don't fight, I'll eat this planet. - George Foreman

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your path, and don't worry about the darkness, for that is when the stars shine brightest. - Joe-kster

Whenever you are embarrassed, just remember that in 1999 NASA destroyed a $655 Million project because the engineers mistook kilograms and pounds. - Unknown