Count The Eyes

Hunting in the background

All eyes are on the campfire picture



Background predator around the campfire

Prepare your campground setting before you start to relax at the campfire!

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Out of my sight! Thou dost infect my eyes. - William Shakespeare

One may have good eyes and yet see nothing. - Italian proverb

Survival is a major contributor to longevity. - Unknown

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? - Groucho Marx

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. - Jim Carrey

The buyer needs a hundred eyes, the seller not one. - George Herbert

Every survival kit should include a sense of humor. - Unknown

The soul would have no rainbow if the eyes had no tears. - Indian Proverb

My camping days are over, but I might consider glamping. - Christine Feehan

If only we could pull out our brain and use only our eyes. - Pablo Picasso

The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition. - Dave Barry

Look a pig in its eyes, and understand the truth behind bacon. - Mango Wodzak

Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb

I look in the mirror through the eyes of the child that was me. - Judy Collins

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value. - Arthur C. Clarke

We'd show an Alzheimer's survivor here, if there were one. - Unknown

If you want to lead the people, you must first speak to their eyes. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Men fall in love with their eyes. Women fall in love with their ears. - Dr. Phil McGraw

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

When your life flashes before your eyes, make sure it's fun to watch. - MGM Grand Hotel

I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun. - Charles Hanson Towne

You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever. - Donald Trump

The real voyage of discovery consists not in seeking new lands but seeing with new eyes. - Marcel Proust

Open your eyes that you might see that all things are possible through you (with God's help). - Robert A. Schuller

Men are born with two eyes but with one tongue, in order that they may see twice as much as they say. - C.C. Colton

I've enjoyed many camping holidays with my sister and her children, but we're pretty posh campers. - Erin O'Connor

The key to a better life isn't always a change of scenery. Sometimes it simply requires opening your eyes. - Richelle E. Goodrich

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

Men in general judge more from appearances than from reality. All men have eyes, but few have the gift of penetration. - Niccolo Machiavelli

I might show facts as plain as day: but, since your eyes are blind, you'd say, 'Where? What?' and turn away. - Christina Rossetti

Anyone can make you smile or cry, but it takes someone special to make you smile when you already have tears in your eyes. - Unknown

The real lover is the man who can thrill you by kissing your forehead or smiling into your eyes or just staring into space. - Marilyn Monroe

Camping is not a date; it's an endurance test. If you can survive camping with someone, you should marry them on the way home. - Yvonne Prinz

If a train is coming at you, closing your eyes won't save you... but if you look right at it, you at least have a chance to jump. - Andrew Vachss

Friendship is unnecessary, like philosophy, like art. It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival. - C S Lewis

Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong. - George Carlin

If I could be anything in the world I would want to be a teardrop because I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. - Unknown

Those who speak of progression but are afraid of change are self-repressed and therefore unable to reach any further than their eyes can already see. - Criss Jami


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