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When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned. - Martin Scorsese

I think he'll be great for the business community. - Donald Trump

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. - George Burns

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse. - WC Fields

Those have a short Lent who owe money to be paid at Easter. - Benjamin Franklin

Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business. - Dave Barry

Generosity begins with our recognition of our debt to others. - Unknown

Enjoy money while you have it. Shrouds don't have pockets. - Virginia Esberg

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

We take the hamburger business more seriously than anyone else. - Ray Kroc

Money is like manure. You have to spread it around or it smells. - J Paul Getty

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

You can't be emotional in business, it can flat out kill you. - Donald Trump

A liberal is a man who is willing to spend somebody else's money. - Carter Glass

How much money does it take to make a man happy? Just one more dollar. - John D. Rockefeller

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. - Joey Adams

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

The number one disease of business leaders in North America is procrastination. - Napoleon Hill

All animals, except man, know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket. - Will Rogers

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Bathtubs are the epitome of luxury. Either you have no money to own one or you have no time to use one. - Akilnathan Logeswaran

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Let every one ascertain his special business and calling, and then stick to it if he wants to be successful. - Benjamin Franklin

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Not to forgive is to be imprisoned by the past, by old grievances that do not permit life to proceed with new business. - Robin Casarjian

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking. - Bill Vaughan


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