Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Despite its reputation, lard is better
for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils



They're happy because they eat lard

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Three happy words: Paid in Full - the Joe-kster

The French: Germans with good food. - Fran Lebowitz

Something bad has befelt the family. - Archie Bunker

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

Queuing tips for fans: wrap up and bring food! - Niall Horan

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Bacon bits are like fairy dust of the food community. - Unknown

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

They are happy men whose natures sort with their vocations. - Francis Bacon

You are only master of food that you haven't yet eaten. - Tibet Proverb

I'm super laid back. I'm from Texas. I love my family. - Selena Gomez

Be happy while you're living, for you're a long time dead. - Scottish Proverb

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. - Edith Wharton

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. - Michael Leunig

Marriages are all happy. It's having breakfast together that causes all the trouble. - Irish Proverb

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy. - Alfred Renyi

Italy, and the spring and first love all together should suffice to make the gloomiest person happy. - Bertrand Russell

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

In a litigation-happy society, clear agreements often prevent small disagreements form becoming big ones. - Harvey Mackay

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation. - Homer Simpson

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Don't wait around for other people to be happy for you. Any happiness you get you've got to make yourself. - Alice Walker

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown

Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller

I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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28-Jul-2017