Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Despite its reputation, lard is better
for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils

They're happy because they eat lard

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

At our age every hour is Happy Hour. - Jim Farley

Food tastes better when you wear it. - Erin Dealey

My family tree could use some pruning. - Unknown

Happy Hauntings; and, pleasant dreams! - Peter James

Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Rule No. 1 of life. Do what makes YOU happy. - Unknown

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy. - John Updike

Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante

e looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave. - Sid Waddell

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

The food in Yugoslavia is fine if you like pork tartare. - Ed Begley Jr.

The presidency is temporary, but the family is permanent. - Yvonne de Gaulle

Food, love, mother and career: the four basic guilt groups. - Cathy Guisewite

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your head. - Martin Mull

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

There is only one person who could ever make you happy, and that person is you. - David Burns

There is someone out there that is more than happy with less than what you have. - Unknown

My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

The true way to render ourselves happy is to love our work and find in it our pleasure. - Francoise de Motteville

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

Respect yourself to walk away from anything that no longer serves you, grows you, or makes you happy. - Unknown

Family faces are magic mirrors. Looking at people who belong to us, we see the past, present and future. - Gail L. Buckley

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable; for the happy impute all their success to prudence and merit. - Jonathan Swift

Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde

A burrito is a delicious food item that breaks down all social barriers and leads to temporary spiritual enlightenment. - Lisi Harrison

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown

The important question is not, what will yield to man a few scattered pleasures, but what will render his life happy on the whole amount. - Joseph Addison

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

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