Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Despite its reputation, lard is better
for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils



They're happy because they eat lard

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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The best food is whatever fills the belly. - Arab Proverb

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

Food tastes best when you eat it with your own spoon. - Denmark Proverb

To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others. - Albert Camus

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

My wife and I were happy for twenty years... then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield

We are no longer happy, so soon as we wish to be happier. - Walter Savage Landor

Acting is just a way of making a living; the family is life. - Denzel Washington

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. - WC Fields

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. - Mike Myers

I do not want horses or diamonds - I am happy in possessing you. - Clara Schumann

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't there more happy teenagers? - Unknown

I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it. - Steven Wright

Great effort from great motives is the best definition of a happy life. - William Ellery Channing

A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch. - James Beard

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy. - Samuel Goldwyn

A happy life consists not in the absence, but in the mastery of hardships. - Helen Keller

No matter what happens tomorrow, for the rest of my life, I'm happy now. - Bill Murray

Few people can be happy unless they hate some other person, nation, or creed. - Bertrand Russell

Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Your family is depending on you. No better reason to bring all your game all the time. - Grant Cardone

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

The best way to secure future happiness is to be as happy as is rightfully possible today. - Charles W. Eliot

He that has no fools, knaves, nor beggars in his family was begot by a flash of lightning. - Thomas Fuller

It isn't necessary to be rich and famous to be happy. It's only necessary to be rich. - Alan Alda

I like spaghetti bolognese, I like baked beans on toast. I hate French food. I hate fancy food. - Simon Cowell

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke

When you start about family, about lineage and ancestry, you are talking about every person on earth. - Alex Haley

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a family all wrapped up in each other. - Bill Vaughan

May you be filled with loving kindness. May you be well. May you be peaceful and at ease. May you be happy. - Unknown

America is a country where half the money is spent buying food, and the other half is spent trying to lose weight. - Unknown

No matter what the recipe, any baker can do wonders in the kitchen with some good ingredients and an upbeat attitude. - Buddy Valastro

What would you be like if you were the only person in the world? If you want to be truly happy you must be that person. - Quentin Crisp

Being happy doesn't mean that everything is perfect. it means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections. - Unknown

The world owes all its onward impulses to men ill at ease. The happy man inevitably confines himself within ancient limits. - Nathaniel Hawthorne

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right? - Charles Schulz

It isn't what you have, or who you are, or where you are, or what you are doing that makes you happy or unhappy. It is what you think about. - Dale Carnegie


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19-Nov-2017