Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Despite its reputation, lard is better
for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils



They're happy because they eat lard

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. - Erma Bombeck

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

Ask yourself whether you are happy, and you cease to be so. - John Stuart Mill

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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick - not wounded - dead. - Woody Allen

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Think of all the beauty that's still left in and around you and be happy! - Anne Frank

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

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Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben

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We deem those happy who, from the experience of life, have learned to bear its ills, without being overcome by them. - Juvenal

I like simple food, seasoned with just salt, pepper, oil and vinegar. Complicated food and complicated lives are never good. - Sirio Maccioni

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I'm so profoundly happy! Happiness like this is frightening. They only let you be this happy if they're preparing to take something from you. - Sofia Akrami


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19-Sep-2017