Lard Family

Rediscover the lost art of cooking with lard

Despite its reputation, lard is better
for your health than fake, processed vegetable oils



They're happy because they eat lard

Baking with Lard Recipes
a supplement to nutritious roadkill entrées

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Whoever is happy will make others happy too. - Mark Twain

She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson

No man is happy who does not think himself so. - Publilius Syrus

There is no love sincerer than the love of food. - George Bernard Shaw

I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying - dead. - Oscar Wilde

Laughter is brightest in the place where the food is. - Ireland Proverb

The happy people are those who are producing something. - William Ralph Inge

I would give everything if I could only keep my family. - Johnny Depp

Family is not an important thing - it's everything. - Michael J. Fox

I just love Chinese food. My favorite dish is number 27. - Clement Attlee

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child

The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington

I think the family was from Hungaria. (talking about Noah's Ark) - Archie Bunker

What can you do to promote world peace? Go home and love your family. - Mother Teresa

Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out. - Nicole Hollander

Being miserable is a habit; being happy is a habit; and the choice is yours. - Tom Hopkins

Southerners are so devoted to genealogy that we see a family tree under every bush. - Florence King

It was the kind of kiss that made me know that I was never so happy in my whole life. - Stephen Chbosky

I really don't think I need buns of steel. I'd be happy with buns of cinnamon. - Ellen Degeneres

The family you came from isn't as important as the family you're going to have. - Ring Lardner

The automatic stabilizer is unemployment insurance, food stamps, additional coverage of Medicaid. - Franklin Raines

If you want others to be happy, practice compassion. If you want to be happy, practice compassion. - Dalai Lama

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx

Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches awaiting Easter. - Fran Lebowitz

I grew up in an Irish Catholic family, and I think they force you to watch every James Cagney movie. - Jimmy Fallon

I remember when the candle shop burned won. Everyone stood around singing "Happy Birthday." - Steven Wright

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Every family story has 1,000 other stories contained within it, like an unending series of nesting dolls. - Alison Pick

I've come to learn that the best time to debate family members is when they have good in their mouths. - Kenneth Cole

A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold. - Ogden Nash

Give a man health and a course to steer, and he'll never stop to trouble about whether he's happy or not. - George Bernard Shaw

Life's golden age is when the children are too old to need babysitters and too young to borrow the family car. - Unknown

We can smile even though we are hurting and we can feel happy even though we are unhappy. It's called strength. - Thea Destiny

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates

A happy life must be to a great extent a quiet life, for it is only in an atmosphere of quiet that true joy dare live. - Bertrand Russell

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to. - Dodie Smith

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water. - WC Fields

They say it is better to be poor and happy than rich and miserable, but how about a compromise like moderately rich and just moody? - Princess Diana


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23-Jan-2018