Ma Pumpkin

The art of aging a pumpkin



The art of aging a pumpkin

Pumpkin carving throughout the ages

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I'm not aging, I'm marinating. - Unknown

Me and your mother ain't no duke or duke-ess. - Archie Bunker

This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. - Ted Walsh

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. - Abraham Lincoln

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but you mean your mother. - Unknown

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

Obscenity is whatever happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate. - Bertrand Russell

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Mother love is the fuel that enables a normal human being to do the impossible. - Marion C. Garretty

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Enthusiasm is the mother of effort, and without it nothing great was ever achieved. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding. - Erma Bombeck

Youth fades; love droops; the leaves of friendship fall. A mother's secret hope outlives them all. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

My mother always told me I wouldn't amount to anything because I procrastinate. I said, Just wait. - Judy Tenuta

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

I think Mick Jagger would be astounded and amazed if he realized that to many people he is not a sex symbol, but a mother image. - David Bowie

The remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served us nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. - Calvin Trillin

Secretary: "It must be hard to lose your mother-in-law." WC Fields: "Yes it is, very hard. It's almost impossible." - WC Fields

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren


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19-Aug-2017