Ma Pumpkin

The art of aging a pumpkin



The art of aging a pumpkin

Pumpkin carving throughout the ages

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Ignorance is the mother of admiration. - George Chapman

An ounce of mother is worth a pound of clergy. - Spanish Proverb

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

A rich child often sits in a poor mother's lap. - Danish Proverb

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray. - Irv Kupcinet

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law. - Hubert Humphrey

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

A man's mother is his misfortune, but his wife is his fault. - Walter Begehot

I've never struck a woman in my life, not even my own mother. - WC Fields

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown

Oh, when I was a kid, I was ugly. When I was born, the doctor smacked my mother. - Rodney Dangerfield

Your mother's down there throwing a monkey wrench into the halls of justice. - Archie Bunker

I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan

The Iron Curtain may be a thing of the past, but Mother Russia is as mysterious as ever. - Robert Gottlieb

The only place you’re sure to find love is at the end of a letter from your mother. - Bruce Lansky

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno

I married your mother because I wanted children.
Imagine my disappointment when you came along. - Groucho Marx

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

They want people like your mother down there because they know they ain't got no pre-conscrewed ideas. - Archie Bunker

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

If I have done anything in life worth attention, I feel sure that I inherited the disposition from my mother. - Booker T. Washington

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes. - Robert Frost

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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22-Feb-2018