Multitasking Mom

Adjusting chores for family feeding time

Busy Supermums find time to do many things at once





Mother breastfeeding baby while riding bicycle

Superhuman Mums combine demanding children with
a full-time job and a house to run

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Gin was mother's milk to her. - George Bernard Shaw

I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. - Unknown

Necessity, who is the mother of our invention. - Plato

The best place to cry is on a mother's arms. - Jodi Picoult

You're not famous until my mother has heard of you. - Jay Leno

The titular head... that's the mother, ain't it? - Archie Bunker

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown

She's descended from a long line her mother listened to. - Gypsy Rose Lee

The motivation of all artists is, "Look at me, Mum". - Sebastian Horsley

Blaming mother is just a negative way of clinging to her still. - Nancy Friday

My mom always said normal is just a cycle on the washing machine. - Wynonna Judd

Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou

Adam was the luckiest man in the world - he had no mother-in-law. - Sholom Aleichem

I'm so ugly my mother had morning sickness - AFTER I was born. - Rodney Dangerfield

If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? - George Carlin

I know enough to know that when you're in a pickle... call Mom. - Jennifer Garner

I unapologetically and unabashedly am deeply biased toward my mother. - Chelsea Clinton

The story of a mother's life: trapped between a scream and a hug. - Cathy Guisewite

No one else, ever, will think you're great the way your mother does. - Mary Matalin

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology. - Ray Romano

Symptoms are the body's mother tongue; signs are in a foreign language. - John Brown

The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin

I just got back from a pleasure trip. I took my mother-in-law to the airport. - Henny Youngman

A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary. - Dorothy Fisher

There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one. - Jill Churchill

A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them. - Victor Hugo

There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper. - Amy Sedaris

My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. - Phyllis Diller

I not only think we tamper with Mother Nature, I think that Mother Nature wants us to. - Willard Gatlin

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

You don't have to deserve your mother's love. You have to deserve your father's. - Robert Frost

The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness. - Honore De Balzac

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. - Benjamin Spock

So long as the mother, ignorance, lives, it is not safe for science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things. - Johannes Kepler

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller


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