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We want playmates we can own. - Jules Feiffer

Nothing you can't spell will ever work. - Will Rogers

If you can believe it, the mind can achieve it. - Ronnie Lott

Don't talk unless you can improve the silence. - Jorge Luis Borges

You can't stop the waves, but you can learn to surf. - John Kabat-Zinn

Truth is simply whatever you can bring yourself to believe. - Alice Childress

We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can. - Will Rogers

Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them? - George Carlin

God gave us our relatives; thank God we can choose our friends. - Ethel Mumford

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. - Ogden Nash

You can change your beliefs so they empower your dreams and desires. - Marcia Wieder

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. - George Burns

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

It is after you have lost your teeth that you can afford to buy steaks. - Pierre Renoir

Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right. - Henry Ford

You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic

Truth that's told with bad intent
Beats all the Lies you can invent. - William Blake

You can make it, but it’s easier if you don’t have to do it alone. - Betty Ford

The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself. - Will Rogers

I love my squirrel and dumplings, but you can make it with chicken and dumplings. - Kay Robertson

Learn to say "no" to the good so you can say "yes" to the best. - John C Maxwell

You can never cross the ocean until you have the courage to lose sight of the shore. - Christopher Columbus

You can't help someone get up a hill without getting closer to the top yourself. - H. Norman Schwarzkopf

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one. - E Hubbard

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

You can't say civilization don't advance... for every war they kill you a new way. - Will Rogers

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

You can tell a man isn't handy when he asks the man next door how to get blood off a saw. - Milton Berle

You can't say that civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way. - Will Rogers

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

You can't dance at two weddings at the same time; nor can you sit on two horses with one behind. - Yiddish Proverb

Deep down in me I knowed it was a lie, and He knowed it. You can't pray a lie - I found that out. - Mark Twain

It is what you read when you don't have to that determines what you will be when you can't help it. - Oscar Wilde

You can wipe out your opponents. But if you do it unjustly you become eligible for being wiped out yourself. - Ernest Hemingway

Learn to enjoy your own company. You are the one person you can count on living with for the rest of your life. - Ann Richards

Then what are you? An electronic Hannibal Lector? You can't eat my liver with fava beans through a modem, you know. - Dean Koontz

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner


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20-Nov-2017