No You Can’t

When you can’t produce what you promise

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Business signs that tell a different story

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You can't hatch chickens from fried eggs. - German Proverb

You can never put too much pork in your mouth. - Lewis Black

If you practice hard, you can win every battle. - Manny Pacquiao

We must be our own before we can be another's. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Don't speak unless you can improve on the silence. - Spanish Proverb

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh. - Jay Leno

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

You can get old pretty young if you don't take care of yourself. - Yogi Berra

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen. - Cher

If your world doesn't allow you to dream, move to one where you can. - Billy Idol

You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it. - G K Chesterton

If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right. - Mary Kay Ash

Fame is a vapor; popularity an accident; the only earthly certainty is oblivion. - Mark Twain

God not only plays dice, he throws them in the corner where you can't see them. - Stephen Hawking

The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something. - Guindon

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having to get the facts. - E.B. White

You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing the means he uses to frighten you. - Eric Hoffer

Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first. - Frederick Wilcox

If we cannot end now our differences, at least we can help make the world safe for diversity. - John F Kennedy

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown

One of the best parts of growing older? You can flirt all you like since you've become harmless. - Liz Smith

If you can't describe what you are doing as a process, you don't know what you're doing. - W. Edwards Deming

Chair pose is a defiance of spirit, showing how high you can reach even when you're forced down. - Unknown

The best rule of thumb for character is to remember that if you can't be big, don't belittle. - Unknown

Of course the game is rigged. Don't let that stop you - if you don't play, you can't win. - Robert Heinlein

There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can't do any business from there. - Colonel Harland Sanders

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps. - David Lloyd George

Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker

If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live. - Lin Yutang

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

You don't get to choose how you're going to die. Or when. You can only decide how you're going to live. Now. - Joan Baez

Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly I can!" Then get busy and find out how to do it. - Theodore Roosevelt

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.' - Jerry Seinfeld

You can't be afraid of getting old. Old is good, if you're gathering in life. Our band is good at understanding that equation. - Bruce Springsteen

If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do this. - Spencer Silver

If we want a free and peaceful world, if we want to make the deserts bloom and man grow to greater dignity as a human being - we can do it. - Eleanor Roosevelt

There comes that mysterious meeting in life when someone acknowledges who we are and what we can be, igniting the circuits of our highest potential. - Rusty Berkus


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16-Jan-2018