No You Can’t

When you can’t produce what you promise

Some signs don’t pass safety standards

Business signs that tell a different story

We live, not as we wish to, but as we can. - Menander

Make us laugh and you can pick all pockets. - Clemence Dane

The quieter you become, the more you can hear. - Ram Dass

The point is that you can't be too greedy. - Donald Trump

Just do the best you can. No one can do more than that. - John Wooden

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten. - George Carlin

You can see real attitude of man when he's terrified. - Toba Beta

Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce

I love Cincinnati, but you can keep that spaghetti chili product. - Ron White

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal. - William S. Burroughs

If you get a reputation as an early riser, you can sleep till noon. - Irish Proverb

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it. - WC Fields

You can run out of garlic, but you can't really run out of music. - Jace Wayland

Anyone who says you can't see a thought simply doesn't know art. - Wynetka Ann Reynolds

Don't be so much in love that you can't tell when it's raining. - African Proverb

You can't be brave if you've only had wonderful things happen to you. - Mary Tyler Moore

In America you can always find a party. In Russia the party always finds you. - Yakov Smirnoff

You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone. - Al Capone

Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. - Jeff Valdez

We can know only that we know nothing. And that is the highest degree of human wisdom. - Leo Tolstov

You can't sweep other people off their feet if you can't be swept off your own. - Clarence Day

If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning. - Catherine Aird

You cannot teach humans anything. You can only help them discover it within themselves. - Galileo

You may choose to look the other way but you can never say again that you did not know. - William Wilberforce

You can do something unique and better than anyone else. Find that one thing and do it. - Jim Pattison

Hopefully, kids realize you can do anything you want. Skateboarding can be that gateway. - Ryan Sheckler

You cannot be anything you want to be, but you can be a lot more of who you already are. - Martin Seligman

Among the things you can give and still keep are your word, a smile, and a grateful heart. - Zig Ziglar

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow

The reason your golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so that you can't see him laughing. - Phyllis Diller

If you're willing to do today what others won't, you can perform tomorrow like others can't. - Jim Brogan

You can't fall if you don't climb. But there's no joy in living your whole life on the ground. - Unknown

When you are skinning your customers, you should leave some skin on to grow so that you can skin them again. - Nikita S Khrushchev

Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson

Perhaps our eyes need to be washed by our tears once in a while, so that we can see life with a clearer view again. - Alex Tan

He respects Owl, because you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right. - A. A. Milne

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

Self confidence is the most attractive quality a person can have. How can anyone see how awesome you are if you can't see it yourself? - Unknown

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