Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Volcanoes erupting hot guava - Archie Bunker

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

What is to give light must endure burning. - Viktor Frankl

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Yachting: standing in a cold shower tearing up hundred-dollar bills. - Unknown

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Yesterday is ashes; tomorrow wood. Only today does the fire burn brightly. - Eskimo Proverb

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

The same hot lightning that burns your blood with passion–– cools your fears with peace. - Aberjhani

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

Just 'cause there's snow in the basement don't mean there ain't no fire in the roof! - Archie Bunker

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

He is not an honest man who has burned his tongue and does not tell the company that the soup is hot. - Yugoslav Proverb

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

If you are bored with life, if you don't get up every morning with a burning desire to do things – you don't have enough goals. - Lou Holtz

At fifty, the madwoman in the attic breaks loose, stomps down the stairs, and sets fire to the house. She won't be imprisoned anymore. - Erica Jong

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Laughter and tears are both responses to frustration and exhaustion... I myself prefer to laugh, since there is less cleaning up to do afterward. - Kurt Vonnegut

Winter is the time for comfort, for good food and warmth, for the touch of a friendly hand and for a talk beside the fire: it is the time for home. - Edith Sitwell

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash


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23-May-2019