Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

I'm still hot - it just comes in flashes. - Unknown

We're gonna strike before the Ivan gets hot. - Archie Bunker

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Hot flushes and mentalpause. House of ill refute. - Archie Bunker

Since the house is on fire let us warm ourselves. - Italian Proverb

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make it hot by striking. - William B. Sprague

No good work is ever done while the heart is hot and anxious and fretted. - Olive Schreiner

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them. - Sylvia Plath

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

For short term relaxation, I take a hot tub. It's my best way to unblock writer's block. - Ellen Hopkins

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

You get the best effort from others not by lighting a fire beneath them, but by building a fire within. - Bob Nelson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

What progress we are making. In the Middle Ages they would have burned me. Now they are content with burning my books. - Sigmund Freud

Motivation is a fire from within. If someone else tries to light that fire under you, chances are it will burn very briefly. - Stephen R. Covey

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Unknown

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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18-Nov-2018