Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Add not fire to fire. - Greek proverb

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Tell the men to fire faster and not give up the ship. - Captain James Lawrence

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society. - Joe Biden

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

Love is friendship set on fire. Hate is friendship burned. - Jeremy Taylor

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

The inner fire is the most important thing mankind possesses. - Edith Sodergran

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds. - Buddha

In Texas it's always hot, dry, sunny, not a cloud in the sky. - Piper Perabo

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp. - Robin Williams

Contentment consisteth not in adding more fuel, but in taking away some fire. - Thomas Fuller

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

A woman is like a tea bag; you never know how strong it is until it's in hot water. - Eleanor Roosevelt

I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place. - Steven Wright

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water. - Unknown

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

This momentous question, like a fire bell in the night, awakened and filled me with terror. - Thomas Jefferson

It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water. - Franklin P. Jones

Look within. Within is the fountain of good, and it will ever bubble up if thou wilt ever dig. - Marcus Aurelius

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Keep your eye out for hot topics and trends. The media is constantly looking for timely stories. - Jim Kukral

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

I wanted to be the first woman to burn her bra, but it would have taken the fire department four days to put it out. - Dolly Parton

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

Liking the Leafs is like having molten gold poured into your face. It's gold, but it's burning your face off. - Sean Cullen

Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis. - Zig Ziglar

I have a microwave fireplace in my house... The other night I laid down in front of the fire for the evening in two minutes. - Steven Wright

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

Summer is a drag because even normal people become obsessed with their bodies. A bad bathing suit can humiliate you more tan anything else in life. - Conan O'Brien


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17-Sep-2019