Redneck Bubble Bath

When only construction-grade plumbing will do

Preparing a hot bath on the jobsite



Taking a hot bath on the jobsite in a construction digger bucket

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Never kick a cow chip on a hot day. - Will Rogers

Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb

Love in its essence is spiritual fire. - Emanuel Swedenborg

Courage is fire, and bullying is smoke. - Benjamin Disraeli

Are my hot flashes causing Global Warming? - Unknown

We are no more than candles burning in the wind. - Japanese Proverb

Some say the world will end in fire, some say in ice. - Robert Frost

Inspiration fires you up; motivation keeps you burning. - Stuart Aken

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire? - Jerry Seinfeld

Words are only painted fire; a book is the fire itself. - Mark Twain

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel. - Jane Smiley

People who fight fire with fire usually end up with ashes. - Abigail Van Buren

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots. - Sean Connery

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower. - Groucho Marx

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

Creative play is like a spring that bubbles up from deep within a child. - Joan Almon

Short of screaming-hot Thai food, everything can be suitable for kids too. - Guy Fieri

Hot lead can be almost as effective coming from a linotype as from a firearm. - John O'Hara

As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words. - William Shakespeare

I can see you in the kitchen bending over a hot stove, and I can't see the stove. - Groucho Marx

You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx

I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be in my bath, and she'd come in and sink my boats. - Woody Allen

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? - Unknown

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson

In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

If your cousin Maude says one wrong word to me, we're gonna be leaving before the bride takes the shower. - Archie Bunker

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily. - Zig Ziglar

We've never been cool, we're hot. Irish people are Italians who can't dress, Jamaicans who can't dance. - Bono

Doubt thou the stars are fire,
Doubt that the sun doth move,
Doubt truth to be a liar,
But never doubt I love. - William Shakespeare

In case of fire, don't panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs each day at quitting time. - Don Delcourt

Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body. - Oliver Wendell Holmes

I worked in a health food store once. A guy came in and asked me, "If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?" - Steven Wright

Well, yes, I've fired a lot of people. Generally I like other people to fire, because it's always a lousy task. But I have fired many people. - Donald Trump


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14-Nov-2019