Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. - Carl Jung

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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18-Oct-2017