Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Statistics are no substitute for judgement. - Henry Clay

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

A good teacher is like a candle - it consumes itself to light the way for others. - Unknown

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside


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24-Jun-2018