Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

A meeting is no substitute for progress. - Unknown

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Statistics are no substitute for judgement. - Henry Clay

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. - Carl Jung

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

I keep looking for one more teacher, only to find that fish learn from the water and birds learn from the sky. - Mark Nepo

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


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