Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. - Carl Jung

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The greatest sign of success for a teacher is to be able to say, "The children are now working as if I did not exist." - Maria Montessori

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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23-Aug-2017