Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover! - Homer Simpson

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

When the student is ready, the teacher will appear. - Buddha

A public-opinion poll is no substitute for thought. - Warren Buffet

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit. - W Somerset Maugham

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

What a blind person needs is not a teacher but another self. - Helen Keller

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

Experience is always a good teacher, but she often has dull pupils. - Unknown

Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils. - Hector Berlioz

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge. - Albert Einstein

If you think your teacher is tough, wait until you get a boss. He doesn't have tenure. - Bill Gates

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

A physician buries his mistakes, a dentist pulls them out, but a teacher has to live with them. - Unknown

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

The role of the teacher is to create the conditions for invention rather than provide ready-made knowledge. - Seymour Papert

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

By embracing your mother wound as your yoga, you transform what has been a hindrance in your life into a teacher of the heart. - Phillip Moffitt

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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