Skeletor Teacher Substitue

Professor teaching Halloween 101



Skeletor Substitute Teacher Costume

When you know the professor isn’t too interested in your class

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I only eat candy on Halloween. - Michael Trevino

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Computer logic is no substitute for human wisdom. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Prosperity is a great teacher; adversity a greater. - William Hazlitt

The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes. - Brian Mullin

A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown

Neurosis is always a substitute for legitimate suffering. - Carl Jung

Bedside manners are no substitute for the right diagnosis. - Alfred P. Sloan, Jr.

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. - Thomas Carruthers

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

I love the spirit of Halloween and the energy that comes with it. - Katharine McPhee

In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher. - Dalai Lama

The teacher is one who makes two ideas grow where only one grew before. - Elbert Hubbard

A teacher affects eternity. He can never tell where his influence stops. - Henry Adams

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I love Halloween: the cold air, the spooky dangers lurking around the corner. - Evan Peters

There's many a bestseller that could have been prevented by a good teacher. - Flannery O'Connor

Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces people into thinking they can't lose. - Bill Gates

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first and the lesson after. - Vernon Law

I get more distracted by hair or a really bad wig than I do costumes any day of the week. - Colleen Atwood

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Neither smiles nor frowns, neither good intentions nor harsh words, are a substitute for strength. - John F Kennedy

Advertising is the modern substitute for argument; its function is to make the worse appear the better. - George Santayana

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself. - Edward Bulwer-Lytton

The mediocre teacher tells.
The good teacher explains.
The superior teacher demonstrates.
The great teacher inspires. - William Arthur Ward

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Art owes its origin to nature. This beautiful creation supplied the first model, while the original teacher was that divine intelligence. - Giorgio Vasari

I have long enjoyed the friendship and companionship of Republicans because I am by instinct a teacher, and I would like to teach them something. - Woodrow Wilson

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne


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21-Sep-2018