Turtle Home

Best of the slow-motion house designs

Some turtles lay eggs all day long in the same place

House in shape of a turtle

Custom house designs that blend well in dry surroundings

I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. - Seymoure Cray

A man in the house is worth two in the street. - Mae West

At my house, Dust is a noun, not a verb. - Unknown

There are no elevators in the house of success. - H.H. Vreeland

Without music, life is a journey through a desert. - Pat Conroy

It is easier to demolish a house than to build one. - Irish proverb

The ornament of a house is the friends who frequent it. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

He that troubleth his own house shall inherit the wind. - The Bible

He's got that big house to maintain in San Clemency. - Archie Bunker

Take a walk with a turtle. And behold the world in pause. - Bruce Feiler

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked? - George Carlin

I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd

My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield

You are absolutely free to describe me as a turtle or something. - Paul Giamatti

In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker. - Woody Allen

Don't talk about a rope in the house of someone whose father was hung. - Colin Farrell

When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying

Anytime you see a turtle up on top of a fence post, you know he had some help. - Alex Haley

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design? - Kinky Friedman

I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house. - Bruno Tonioli

What is the use of a house if you haven’t got a tolerable planet to put it on? - Henry David Thoreau

Do you know what White House correspondents call actors who pose as reporters? Anchors. - Jay Leno

People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House. - Robin Williams

Never desert your own line of talent. Be what nature intended you for, and you will succeed. - Sydney Smith

Maybe I'd like to run around the house in my drawers, and with her here, I felt inhabited. - Archie Bunker

I want a house with a garden, but slap bang in the centre of London. Next door to a sushi bar. - Michelle Dockery

It's not my fault I was dragged out of my house by a mob and forced to predict the weather. - Punxsutawney Phil

You need a plan to build a house. To build a life, it is even more important to have a plan or goal. - Zig Ziglar

Gonna be incrimated... they're gonna keep the ashes around the house in one of them silver urinals. - Archie Bunker

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. - Joan Crawford

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

All the plants in my house are dead - I shot them last night. I was teasing them by watering them with ice cubes. - Steven Wright

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate.
What's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House? - Will Rogers

There's nothing to match curling up with a good book when there's a repair job to be done around the house. - Joe Ryan

My house is on the median strip of a highway. You don't really notice, except I have to leave the driveway doing 60 MPH. - Steven Wright

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

This is a honeydew day. That is when you get a day off and the wife says, "Honey, do this," and "Honey, do that" around the house. - Jim Lemon

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