Aussie Speed Bumps

Ostrich Officer detail in Melbourne, Australia



Meanwhile in Australia - two ostriches blocking road traffic

Ostriches are large, flightless birds that live in the dry,
hot savannas and woodlands of Africa

The emu is the largest bird native to Australia.
There are three subspecies of emus in Australia.

QuotaBills
Any time you're near a kangaroo, it's a close call. - Jerry O'Connell

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline. - Sid Waddell

The world can't end today, because it's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

Irish boomerang: It doesn't come back, it just sings sad songs about how much it wants to. - Unknown

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia. - Charles M. Schulz

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also. - Todd Barry

I'm fairly adventurous with my eating. I've tried kangaroo, and Moreton Bay bugs, which are a kind of lobster, are so good. - Brian O'Driscoll


Australian Wildfire Survivor
Cassowary Warning
Ostrich Fill Up
Ostrich Genie
Ostrich Race
Runaway Ostrich
What Are You Doing?

 

Aussie Ford Coupe

Latte Defined

Anti-Bird Protection

Helping Hands In The Stands

Mouth Candy

Nose Hair? She needs a Barb-hair

Window Washers at a Children's Hospital

Spaghetti Digest

Ready Soon

iPhone Charger

Tube Travel

Redneck Tree Fort

OCD Guy

World's Tallest Bus

Long Liquor Store

Happy Wood Pig

On Top Of Things

Anail Retention

Bat Flight

The No Brainer
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27-May-2019