Baiting Deer

How Redneck hunters bypass illegal hunting regulations



Deer Baiting

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Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown

A wounded deer leaps the highest. - Emily Dickinson

Deer hunters will do anything for a buck. - Unknown

Praise the ripe field, not the green corn. - Unknown

Great shot kid, that was one in a million. - Han Solo

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

We've got a name for sushi in Georgia... bait. - Blake Clark

You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - George Carlin

I used to look like a deer in headlights on the red carpet. - Emily Blunt

The perils of duck hunting are great - especially for the duck. - Walter Cronkite

As I like to say, take the shot, even if your knees are shaking. - Robin Roberts

I was an equal opportunity eater. Every ethnic group got a shot. - Bill Clinton

Corn can't expect justice from a court composed of chickens. - African Proverb

Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot. - Charlie Chaplin

For every man there exists a bait which he cannot resist swallowing. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey

If you need 100 rounds to kill a deer, maybe hunting isn't your sport. - Elayne Boosler

All I can say is, if they show my butt in a movie, it better be a wide shot. - Jennifer Lopez

Valentine's Day is the day when you remember that Cupid was a lousy shot. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

In my cosmology, indigenous wild deer are more important than exotic ornamental shrubs. - Elizabeth M. Thomas

It is the greatest shot of adrenaline to be doing what you've wanted to do so badly. - Charles Lindbergh

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is quite so satisfying as an income tax refund. - Unknown

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The fabled musk deer searches the world over for the source of the scent which comes from itself. - Ramakrishna

I never hit a shot, not even in practice, without having a very sharp, in-focus picture of it in my head. - Jack Nicklaus

Farming looks mighty easy when your plow is a pencil and you're a thousand miles from the corn field. - Dwight D Eisenhower

You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox. - Tim Vine

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow

Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that can be shot when it breaks down. - George Carlin

It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

What are fears but voices airy?
Whispering harm where harm is not.
And deluding the unwary
Till the fatal bolt is shot! - William Wordsworth

Whatever moisture is left in the popcorn when it gets from harvest to bag to your popper is what's going to determine how well the corn pops. - Ken Kercheval

There is no hunting like the hunting of man, and those who have hunted armed men long enough and liked it, never care for anything else thereafter. - Ernest Hemingway


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20-Oct-2019