Death Foretold

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Life is a near-death experience. - George Carlin

Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon

Liberty for wolves is death to the lambs. - Isaiah Berlin

Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. - Socrates

Death is the greatest evil, because it cuts off hope. - William Hazlitt

Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. - Unknown

Of all the escape mechanisms, death is the most efficient. - H L Mencken

The American Way of life, si! The American Way of death, no! - Archie Bunker

His death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad. - Red Skelton

There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm. - Malayan Proverb

I'm Southern, so alligator tail is pretty interesting and yummy. - LeAnn Rimes

If life must not be taken too seriously, then so neither must death. - Samuel Butler

Death is nature's way of saying, "Your table is ready." - Robin Williams

Life without idealism is empty indeed. We just hope or starve to death. - Pearl S. Buck

Bravery is the capacity to perform properly even when scared half to death. - Omar Brailey

Was Uncle Oscar's death very untimely, you ask? Well, it was near lunch. - Archie Bunker

As a well spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death. - Leonardo da Vinci

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time. - George Carlin

I spent most of my 20s with these alligator wrestlers in the swamps of South Florida. - Karen Russell

My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One of the other of us has to go. - Oscar Wilde

I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it. - Voltaire

Death is not extinguishing the light; it is putting out the lamp because dawn has come. - Rabindranath Tagore

Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker

The Irish don't know what they want and are prepared to fight to the death to get it. - Sidney Littlewood

Anything I've ever done that ultimately was worthwhile... initially scared me to death. - Betty Bender

I think it's an absolute disaster that Australia, the government, allowed kangaroo culling. - Steve Irwin

For death is swallowed up in victory. O death, where is thy sting? O grave, where is thy victory? - I Corinthians 15:55

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin

Life is better than death, if only because it is less boring, and because it has fresh peaches in it. - Alice Walker

One can survive everything, nowadays, except death, and live down everything except a good reputation. - Oscar Wilde

I'm a farm boy. If we need five people to haul in hay, we don't take one and just work them to death. - Lincoln Davis

When you reach the stars, boy, yes, and live there forever, all the fears will go, and Death himself will die. - Ray Bradbury

Too many people are thinking of security instead of opportunity. They seem to be more afraid of life than death. - James F. Bymes

I am not afraid of death, which after all can't be far away. What does frighten me, though, is the halfway stage. - Rosie Thomas

To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life; foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent. - Buddha

If you make every game a life-and-death proposition, you're going to have problems. For one thing, you'll be dead a lot. - Dean Smith

When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan

Grandfather: Death is nothing to be afraid of.
Renee: It's not death I'm afraid of.
Grandfather: What is it, then?
Renee: Life - Yvonne Wood


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23-Jun-2018