Education Standstill

“Education works best when all the parts are working”

Too bad that these gears could never turn...



Education Standstill - gears in picture won't turn

What happens when  dubm  teachers  pretend to be  engineers
Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is
no movement or activity at all

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I never let schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

Education is hanging around until you've caught on. - Robert Frost

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board. - Mark Twain

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy. - Woody Allen

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence. - Steven Wright

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

Sixty years ago I knew everything. Now I know nothing. Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance. - Will Durant

No man should bring children into the world who is unwilling to persevere to the end in their nature and education. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty

I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today. - George Foreman

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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