Education Standstill

“Education works best when all the parts are working”

Too bad that these gears could never turn...



Education Standstill - gears in picture won't turn

What happens when  dubm  teachers  pretend to be  engineers
Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is
no movement or activity at all

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Education is the apprenticeship of life. - Robert Willmott

College is a refuge from hasty judgment. - Robert Frost

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. - Mark Twain

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance. - Donald Trump

Wit is the rarest quality to be met with among people of education. - William Hazlitt

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - William Butler Yeats

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Education's purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one. - Malcolm Forbes

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

Education doesn't change life much. It just lifts trouble to a higher plane of regard. - Robert Frost

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

The test and the use of man's education is that he finds pleasure in the exercise of his mind. - Jacques Martin Barzun

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding. - Ambrose Bierce

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret. - Ronald Reagan

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. - Unknown


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17-Jan-2018