Education Standstill

“Education works best when all the parts are working”

Too bad that these gears could never turn...



Education Standstill - gears in picture won't turn

What happens when  dubm  teachers  pretend to be  engineers
Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is
no movement or activity at all

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I graduated first in my class from alibi school. - Jeffrey McDaniel

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. - Mark Twain

I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough - Zig Ziglar

Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

A college education shows a man how little other people know. - T.C. Hailburton

Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other. - Edmund Burke

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Our progress as a nation can be no swifter than our progress in education. - John F Kennedy

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that is education. - Will Rogers

Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela

I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson

Education is when you read the fine print. Experience is what you get if you don't. - Pete Seeger

You get an education when you read the small print. You get a shock when you don't. - Buck Tracy

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey

Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it's in Hamburger Technology. - Clive James

Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison. - Unknown

What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life? - Lynette Mather

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the three R's, only one begins with an R. - Dennis Miller

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen


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22-Sep-2017