Education Standstill

“Education works best when all the parts are working”

Too bad that these gears could never turn...

Education Standstill - gears in picture won't turn

What happens when  dubm  teachers  pretend to be  engineers
Standstill: a situation or condition in which there is
no movement or activity at all

Everything is physics and math. - Katherine Johnson

There is no education like adversity. - Disraeli

Education is the art of making man ethical. - Georg Hegel

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Sir Claus Moser

I've won at every level, except college and pro. - Shaquille O'Neal

Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education. - Mark Twain

Good manners will open doors that the best education cannot. - Clarence Thomas

The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows. - Sydney J. Harris

What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to the soul. - Joseph Addison

Dublin University contains the cream of Ireland - rich and thick. - Samuel Beckett

Education is the process of casting false pearls before real swine. - Irwin Edman

Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. - Bertrand Russell

I had an Irish Catholic education. Horrible nuns, vindictive and cruel. - John Lydon

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten. - B.F. Skinner

University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. - Henry Kissinger

Society produces rogues and education makes one rogue cleverer than another. - Oscar Wilde

Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe. - H G Wells

An inventor is simply a fellow who doesn't take his education too seriously. - Charles F. Kettering

Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune. - Jim Rohn

The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness. - Robert M. Hutchins

The most effective kind of education is that a child should play amongst lovely things. - Plato

If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society. - Jaden Smith

It's not uncommon to see kids on the school bus reading books and doing homework on the bus. - Anthony Amero

If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or your self-confidence. - Robert Frost

You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart. - Harvey Mackay

Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years. - George Burns

Let early education be a sort of amusement; you will then better be able to find out the natural bent of the child. - Plato

You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor

Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth. - David Skok

Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught. - Oscar Wilde

The Arc de Triomphe, the Eiffel Tower. They're monumental. They're straight out of Page 52 in your school history book. - Billy Crystal

Everywhere I go I'm asked if I think the university stifles writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle enough of them. - Flannery O'Connor

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732. - Unknown

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

When I finished school, I took one of those career-aptitude tests, and based on my verbal ability score, they suggested I become a mime. - Tim Cavanagh

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final - I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me. - Woody Allen

College Math Creativity
Double Negative Education
Going To Collage
Scholar vs Dropout
Sex Education in Saskatchewan


Why Men Shouldn't Take Messages

Gold Silk Fabric

Redneck GPS

Ivy Facade

Eat Your Vegetables

Beef Teeth

Feel-Good Story of the Year

Korean Public Toilet


Dat Donuts

Texas Air Freshener

Well Heeled Shoe

The Circular File

Sudoku Sampler D

What Do You Think?

Help Me Before It's Too Late!

Tree Sorrow

Finger Lickin' Good!

Google Glasses

Ballroom Dancing for Seniors
Full list of creditsFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious