Fang Treats

Something to be fang-full for at Halloween

Dracula’s second-favourite ghoulfriend snack



Dracula Halloween Fang Treats

Halloween  food  recipes

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I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie. - Ilona Andrews

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Never love anybody who treats you like you're ordinary. - Oscar Wilde

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

If human beings had genuine courage, they'd wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween. - Douglas Coupland

An inventor fails 999 times, and if he succeeds once, he's in. He treats his failures simply as practice shots. - Charles Kettering

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Alien Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween Lamp

 

Texas Wheelchair

Wireframe Dog

Denture Cup

Cosmetic Car

Canadian Souvenirs

Jigsaw Sudoku Puzzles B

Join Me For A Swim

Tooth Ferry

Biker Faucet

Eye For Coffee

Electric Unicycle

Keep Right

Canadian Fast Food - Summer

Canadian Lemmings

Dad Sandwich

The Five Second Rule

Genuine Fake Watches

Soccer Watch

Debt Sentence

Samurai Sudoku Puzzles A
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23-Jun-2017