Fang Treats

Something to be fang-full for at Halloween

Dracula’s second-favourite ghoulfriend snack



Dracula Halloween Fang Treats

Halloween  food  recipes

QuotaBills
Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

My only career goal is to be an Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Halloween pumpkins aglow.
Come see the show. - Unknown

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move. - Phyllis Diller

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator. - Phyllis Diller

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula. - Dave Barry

In the haunted house of life, art is the only stair that doesn't creak. - Tom Robbins

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Today I will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case I will eat a cookie. - Unknown

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about short and cheap? - Phyllis Diller

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I like cookies, any cookie you put in front of me - animal cookies, sugar cookies, anything crunchy. - Maria Shriver

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies. - Suze Orman

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

It's true Fang and I fight, but we've never gone to bed mad. Of course, one year we were up for three months. - Phyllis Diller

One need not be a chamber to be haunted;
One need not be a house;
The brain has corridors surpassing
Material place. - Emily Dickinson

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists he won't take it, but somebody always does. - Bill Vaughan

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


Alien Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween Lamp

 

Very Hot Air Balloon

Yoga Stress Relief

New Stormtrooper

Arabic Sudoku Puzzles

Fly By Meal

Toucan Play That Game

Massage Therapist

Game Of Thrones (Pallet Edition)

Baby Papaya Crossing

Newfie's Favourite Cold-Beer Cooler

If You're Happy And You Know It

Camouflage Dalmation

Sleep-In Dad

Redneck Air Conditioning Controls

Visiting Team Bench

Spring Sock Clearance

Earth Day Memories

False Prophet

Iraqi Passport Photos

Daily Trivia
Submissions by Wayne NowazekFacebookTwitterDiggStumbleUponDelicious

Voted #1 Humor Site

30-Apr-2017