How To Become A Pirate

or “How To Make A Blonde Pirate Patch”



How To Become A Female Pirate

Graduate of the  Hunting  Class  for  Blondes

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A short life and a merry one at that! - Bartholomew Roberts

I'm not a pirate. I'm an innovator. - Ken Dotcom

Aren't most of you descended from pirates? - Prince Philip

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last. - Lawrence Lessig

If you want to get my attention, wear a pirate outfit. - Michelle Branch

There was a sound in their voices which suggested rum. - Robert Louis Sevenson

It's more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy. - Steve Jobs

Whether we wound or are wounded, the blood that flows is red. - Eiichiro Oda

Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic. - Unknown

Day and night, their frail and crippled ships defy the tempest. - Jorge Luis Borges

The Pirate is surrealism and so, in a curious way, is Father of the Bride. - Vincente Minnelli

Charity followed the pirate. To salvation or to hell, she would soon find out. - Tamara Hughes

Life's pretty good, and why wouldn't it be? I'm a pirate, after all. - Johnny Depp

There is more treasure in books than all the pirate's loot on treasure island. - Walt Disney

Suddenly you're like a pirate, you're 65 years old and you've got an earring. - Fred Willard

When I was a child, I wanted to raise horses in Wyoming or be a cabin boy on a pirate ship. - Sadie Jones

I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate. - Todd Barry

A man never spoke ill of his captain, pirate or no, unless he was prepared to back his words with the might of the crew. - Matt Tomerlin

It's better to swim in the sea below
Than to swing in the air and feed the crow,
Says jolly Ned Teach of Bristol. - Benjamin Franklin

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food. - Queen Latifah

There's very little admirable about being a pirate. There's very little functional about a pirate. There's very little real about a pirate. - Will Oldham


Aye Matey
Halifax Pirate
Happy ARRRRRRRHH!
Pirate Battles
Pirate Breakfast
Pirate Patch
Pirate Ship Bedroom
Pirate Star Wars
Pirate’s Steering Wheel
Pirate X-ray
Road Pirate
Somalia Pirate Souvenir

 

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Transformer Fire - 'Spreading' The Risk

Desert Soccer Fans

Secure Your Load

3D Bankrupty

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Outback Waterhole

Rethink Your Drink

Motorcycle Rain Gear

Bike Race Selfie

Instant Beer Refill

Dementia Purse

NASCAR Wheelchair

Owl Craft

Quad (Hyper) Sudoku G

Point Of View

Free Puzzle

Statue Tug Of War

Tight Fit

Braille in the Park
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20-Nov-2017