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Genius is sorrow's child. - John Adams

The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

One hour with a child is like a ten-mile run. - Joan B. Samuelson

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Kids don't remember their best day of television. - Unknown

Anyone who hates children and dogs can't be all bad. - WC Fields

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. - Quentin Crisp

Never help a child with a task at which he feels he can succeed. - Maria Montessori

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

Children see things very well sometimes - and idealists even better. - Lorraine Hansbury

My grandmother took a bath every year, whether she was dirty or not. - Brendan Behan

It is spring again. The earth is like a child that knows poems by heart. - Rainer M. Rilke

My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. - Groucho Marx

Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. - Pablo Picasso

Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents, and everyone is writing a book. - Cicero

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the second half by our children. - Clarence Darrow

A perfect parent is a person with excellent child-rearing theories and no actual children. - Dave Barry

Children's games are hardly games. Children are never more serious than when they play. - Michel de Montaigne

It's not that age brings childhood back again. Age merely shows what children we remain. - Goethe

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

Don't worry that your children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you. - Robert Fulghum

I think of inspiration as desire infused with spirit and topped with an almost reckless optimism. - Fred White

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelling the walk before it stops snowing. - Phyllis Diller

There are three ways to get something done: do it yourself, employ someone, or forbid your children to do it. - Mona Crane

Whatever happened to a sense of idealism and embracing an idea that will help people and, in this case, children? - Rod Blagojevich

One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity there ain't nothing can beat teamwork. - Mark Twain

There's nothing that can help you understand your beliefs more than trying to explain them to an inquisitive child. - Frank A. Clark

You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?' - Christopher Meloni

Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children. - Bill Hicks

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car. - Erma Bombeck

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in eight hours of TV a day. - Homer Simpson

I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely. - Mary Pickford

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh


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24-Sep-2017