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Inspiration is remembering the future. - Unknown

What is a home without children? Quiet. - Henny Youngman

It takes an entire village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Time is a game played beautifully by children. - Heraclitus

You never know when the devil might come calling. - Farley Mowat

A child can ask questions that a wise man cannot answer. - Unknown

We must teach our children to dream with their eyes open. - Harry Edwards

Our children are only as brilliant as we allow them to be. - Eric Micha'el Leventhal

I never feel so much myself as when I'm in a hot bath. - Sylvia Plath

Our greatest natural resource is the minds of our children. - Walt Disney

He knows his olive trees better than he knows his children. - Rebecca Helm-Ropelato

There are two kinds of cruises - pleasure and with children. - George Burns

Love is the child of illusion and the parent of disillusion. - Miguel de Unamuno

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

There's only one pretty child in the world, and every mother has it. - English Proverb

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. - Robert Orben

A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children. - David Brenner

Children's talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives. - Maya Angelou

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

A truly rich man is one whose children run into his arms when his hands are empty. - Unknown

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. - Franklin P. Adams

The way to deal with the devil of obesity and diabetes is literally one day at a time. - Stephen Furst

As a child, I always chose a false nose and some face paint and a wig for my birthday. - Ashley Jensen

If you're going to write a book on how to raise children, do it before you have them. - Bob McLaren

Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you. - Mae West

If we would listen to our kids, we'd discover that they are largely self-explanatory. - Robert Brault

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

No matter how long we've been together Edith, you still, as the kids say, "turn me over." - Archie Bunker

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. - Phyllis Diller

Enthusiasm is the inspiration of everything great. Without it no man is to be feared, and with it none despised. - Christian Nevell Bovee

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant - and let the air out of the tires. - Dorothy Parker

Play is a vital learning medium for a child. In a sense play is his work. And he discovers knowledge for himself. - Raymond Moore

In neighborhoods without a usable park or playground, the incidence of childhood obesity increases by 29 percent. - Darell Hammond

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

I have found the best way to give advice to your children is to find out what they want and then advise them to do it. - Harry S Truman

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

Education commences on the mother's knee, and every word spoken within hearsay of little children tends toward the formation of character. - Hosea Ballou

In a big family the first child is kind of like the first pancake. If it's not perfect, that's okay, there are a lot more coming along. - Antonin Scalia


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Crap Sale

Prairie Giraffe

Running Track

Move Over Car

Bacon Pancakes

King Kong vs Godzilla

Juicy Bacon

Baconurkey

I Love Thanksgiving

Tree of Dreams

2fer Sudoku Puzzles I

Spider Cookies

Chicken Photobomb

Transformer Fire - 'Spreading' The Risk

Desert Soccer Fans

Secure Your Load

3D Bankrupty

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21-Nov-2017