Monster Pumpkin

Breaking out of the pumpkin patch this Halloween



Monster Pumpkin

Scary  Halloween  art sculpture

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All art is quite useless. - Oscar Wilde

History develops, art stands still. - E.M. Forster

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Art is the signature of civilizations. - Beverly Sills

What garlic is to salad, insanity is to art. - Augustus Saint-Gaudens

Art is either a plagiarist or a revolutionist. - Paul Gauguin

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

Making sushi is an art, and experience is everything. - Nobu Matsuhisa

Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Degas

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

The purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso

I'm a guy who can't function well in life, but I can in art. - Woody Allen

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

The art of life is to know how to enjoy a little and to endure very much. - William Hazlitt

To array a man's will against his sickness is the supreme art of medicine. - Henry Ward Beecher

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

The moment you think you understand a great work of art, it's dead for you. - Oscar Wilde

I went to a haunted house, looked under the kitchen table, and found spirit gum. - Steven Wright

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

The aim of art is to represent not the outward appearance of things, but their inward significance. - Aristotle

What a chimera then is man. What a novelty! What a monster... what a contradiction, what a prodigy. - Blaise Pascal

Psychiatry is the art of teaching people how to stand on their own two feet while reclining on couches. - Sigmund Freud

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

Marriage always demands the greatest understanding of the art of insincerity possible between two human beings. - Vicki Baum

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

The minute there's a map, there is no art. Paint by numbers is not art. Paint by numbers is a mechanical activity. - Seth Godin

If art is to nourish the roots of our culture, society must set the artist free to follow his vision wherever it takes him. - John F Kennedy

Self-consciousness is the enemy of all art, be it acting, writing, painting, or living itself, which is the greatest art of all. - Ray Bradbury

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other. - Oscar Ameringer

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee

Humility is becoming a lost art, but it's not difficult to practice. It means that you realize that others have been involved in your success. - Harvey Mackay

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift



 

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23-Jun-2017