Visiting Team Bench

Downplaying the opposition’s players



Visiting Hockey Team Bench

Ice hockey  isn’t just for  girls

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Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

All dancing girls are nineteen years old. - Japanese Proverb

People on the streets are ready for hockey. - Eric Lindros

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

The greatest hockey player who ever lived: Bobby Orr, and I love him. - Donald S. Cherry

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

My wife likes the hockey smell because it's the smell of a warrior. - David Walton

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

Canadian hockey fans... They boo me every time I go anywhere. Because I play for Team USA. - Brett Hull

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I found my prince - he's a hockey player and we met at an NHL event, the last place I'd ever expect to meet someone, but there he was. - Carol Alt

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles


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20-Sep-2018