Visiting Team Bench

Downplaying the opposition’s players



Visiting Hockey Team Bench

Ice hockey  isn’t just for  girls

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Hockey is the original extreme sport. - Tom Ward

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

To succeed in hockey, you need teamwork. - Henry Samueli

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

I want a girl just like the girl that married dear old Dad. - Oedipus Rex

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. - Gordie Howe

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

People know me from a hockey game, from an earthquake, from the O.J case. - Al Michaels

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Hedy Lamarr

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Little girls are cute and small only to adults. To one another they are not cute. They are life-sized. - Margaret Atwood

My parents have been visiting me for a few days. I just dropped them off at the airport. They leave tomorrow. - Margaret Smith

I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports - I'll watch everything except maybe hockey. - Andy Roddick

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

When I walk down the street in New York, the building constructor, the guy pounding cement and what not, will yell, "Hey, you hockey puck!" - Don Rickles

Playoff hockey is the best way to market your team. It's the best way to grow your fan base and give hope to your players and for them to develop. - Steve Yzerman


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16-Nov-2018