Visiting Team Bench

Downplaying the opposition’s players



Visiting Hockey Team Bench

Ice hockey  isn’t just for  girls

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Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Hockey is figure skating in a war zone. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I've had Irish skin from the time I was a young girl. - Lara Flynn Boyle

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

For me, baseball is more comparable to chess than it is to hockey. - Jeff Garlin

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

I love hockey because of the respect for history and for the game itself. - George Vecsey

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I love extreme sports, I like snowboarding and motorcross and rollerblading and hockey. - Jeremy London

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

I never looked at hockey as work. Now that I'd finished playing, I had to go to work. - Bobby Orr

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

Hockey on roller skates is like MMA in a bounce house: the elements are there, but the medium makes the whole thing ridiculous. - David Walton

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

Some of the finest moral intuitions come to quite humble people. The visiting of lofty ideas doesn't depend on formal schooling. - Alfred North Whitehead

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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Pregnant Ref
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Travel Mints

Kelpies

Late Lecture

Throne Games

Madeleine Albright

Walkies

Kona Lisa

Ice Cream Clouds

BrickManship

Fire Distinguisher

Escapism

Skywalking

Wine Karaoke

An Apple A Day

Horn Blower

Grass Walker

Leave My Drink Alone

Lineup For Dinner

Ruined Bacon
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22-Jul-2018