Visiting Team Bench

Downplaying the opposition’s players



Visiting Hockey Team Bench

Ice hockey  isn’t just for  girls

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Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Judge, could I, waddya call, encroach the bench? - Archie Bunker

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Ninety percent of hockey is mental and the other half is physical. - Wayne Gretzky

By 1946, I knew Detroit was the best hockey city in the Original Six. - Ted Lindsay

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park. - Dolly Parton

I like ice hockey. No one is ever going to ask me to write about that as a metaphor for life. - Steven Pinker

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I think the thing you always got to keep in mind, you know, hockey is a game of one-on-one battles. - Mark Messier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

We can make fun of hockey fans, but someone who enjoys Homer is indulging the same kind of vicarious bloodlust. - Steven Pinker

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

When it comes to hockey, it's been in my blood since I was 3 or 4 years old. I love coaching the kids, especially at that level. - Mario Lemieux

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Life is a child playing around your feet, a tool you hold firmly in your grip, a bench you sit down upon in the evening, in your garden. - Jean Anouilh

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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19-Oct-2017