Visiting Team Bench

Downplaying the opposition’s players



Visiting Hockey Team Bench

Ice hockey  isn’t just for  girls

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Hockey is a tough game. - Bobby Orr

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Hockey's my favorite sport. - Denis Leary

Every day is a great day for hockey. - Mario Lemieux

Outdoor hockey is what it is all about. - Paul Coffey

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

A throne is only a bench covered in velvet. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood

Some guys play hockey. Gretzky plays 40-mph chess. - Lowell Cohn

Figure skaters have awful perceptions of hockey players. - Kristi Yamaguchi

A diamond is the only kind of ice that keeps a girl warm. - Elizabeth Taylor

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42. - WC Fields

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out. - Rodney Dangerfield

A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until she finds it. - Zsa Zsa Gabor

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

Sometimes it just feels like the only thing you do is play hockey and eat. - Henrik Lundqvist

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Laurence Peter

My goal was to play in the NHL, because that is the best hockey in the world. - Jaromir Jagr

I'm not a hockey fan, which is probably why I had to leave Canada in the first place. - Ryan Reynolds

Our team lives hockey, it dreams hockey, it eats hockey. Now if it could only play hockey. - Milton Berle

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

Field hockey is my strongest sport, and if I lose a game, I take a long, hot bath and moan about it. - Emma Watson

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

You do not play hockey for good seasons. You play to win the Stanley Cup. It has to be the objective. - Guy Lafleur

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. - Sarah Palin

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

Our ancestors are very good kind of folks; but they are the last people I should choose to have a visiting acquaintance with. - Richard B. Sheridan

I still play hockey every now and then, and I still golf. But my biggest exercise is walking my big dog in the park every day. - Michael J. Fox

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

If you're skinny and you can't play hockey in Canada, you aren't left with a lot of options. I was left with running. - Malcolm Gladwell

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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22-Aug-2017