Wedding Cake Dress

Brides can have their cake and eat it too!



Wedding Cake Dress

“You can’t have your cake and eat it too,” is about consumption.
Once eaten, the cake is gone. This analogy is often used to describe
heavy spenders. Once the money has been spent, there may be
nothing left to show for it.

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Marry money. - Max Shulman

I married beneath me. All women do. - Lady Nancy Astor

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. - American Saying

I've seen better fights at a wedding. - Harry Redknapp

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Paula Deen

Getting married is an incredible act of hopefulness. - Ashley Judd

The woman cries before the wedding and the man after. - Polish Proverb

There is nothing so difficult to marry as a large nose. - Oscar Wilde

Losing an illusion makes you wiser than finding a truth. - Ludwig Borne

In Hollywood, a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. - Rita Rudner

There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb

A lot of movies are about life, mine are like a slice of cake. - Alfred Hitchcock

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. - Red Skelton

Writing is only the frosting on my cake. I'm whole without it. - Tabitha King

He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West

Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society. - William Thackeray

Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once or twice. - Eva Gabor

A great empire, like a great cake, is most easily diminished at the edges. - Benjamin Franklin

I am married to Beatrice Salkeld, a painter. We have no children, except me. - Brendan Behan

Will you marry me? Do you have any money?
Answer the second question first. - Groucho Marx

Always give them the old fire, even when you feel like a squashed cake of ice. - Ethel Merman

I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. - Vicki Lawrence

Sir, it is your duty to get married. You can't be always living for pleasure. - Oscar Wilde

The world has grown suspicious of anything that looks like a happily married life. - Oscar Wilde

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake. - Mitch Hedberg

How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde

We live in a fantasy world, a world of illusion. The great task in life is to find reality. - Irish Murdoch

I'm a very committed wife. I should be committed, too, for being married so many times. - Elizabeth Taylor

We're really just the frosting on a cake and we don't know what's inside the cake. - Adam Riess

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. - Phyllis Diller

Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip. - John Lennon

A compromise is the art of dividing a cake in such a way that everyone believes he has the biggest piece. - Ludwig Erhard

Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force. - Ogden Nash

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. - Oscar Wilde

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor

I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me: "I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch." - Phyllis Diller

One advantage of marriage is that when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. - Judith Viorst


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24-Sep-2017