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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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The Child is father of the Man. - William Wordsworth

Every child begins the world again. - Henry David Thoreau

A selfie a day keeps the friends away. - Unknown

It takes a whole village to raise a child. - African Proverb

Familiarity breeds contempt - and children. - Mark Twain

Friends don't let friends use Comic Sans. - Unknown

It's never too late for a happy childhood. - Gloria Steinem

If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. - Harry S Truman

The worst children are always somebody else's. - Unknown

Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. - Ed Asner

A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Children are likely to live up to what you believe of them. - Lady Bird Johnson

When I was a child what I wanted to be when I grew up was an invalid. - Quentin Crisp

A quarrel between friends, when made up, adds a new tie to friendship. - Saint Francis de Sales

The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for my sake. - Aristotle

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas. - Kin Hubbard

Seek the wisdom of the ages, but look at the world through the eyes of a child. - Ron Wild

The most important thing a father can do for his children is to love their mother. - Henry Ward Beecher

Do we not all agree to call rapid thought and noble impulse by the name of inspiration? - George Eliot

A true friend is the one that's coming in the door while everyone else is going out. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.

No matter how old a mother is, she watches her middle-aged children for signs of improvement. - Florida Scott-Maxwell

The most precious jewels you'll ever have around your neck are the arms of your children. - Unknown

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

Success is the good fortune that comes from aspiration, desperation, perspiration and inspiration. - Evan Esar

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, "Lillian, you should have remained a virgin." - Lillian Carter

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

If another one of my Whole Food friends says my wife should have a home birth, I am going to punch all the soy on the planet. - Patton Oswalt

If there were no schools to take the children away from home part of the time, the insane asylums would be filled with mothers. - Edgar W. Howe

You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon

The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are in the wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right. - Mark Twain

You are no more exempt from time's inexorable passing than Macbeth. Whether time is your friend or foe depends on how you use it. - Patricia Fripp

I think, at a child's birth, if a mother could ask a fairy godmother to endow it with the most useful gift, that gift should be curiosity. - Eleanor Roosevelt

When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child. - Sophia Loren

It was any outcast's nightmare. If I looked carefully, I suspected I might find it beneath the black paint of the small acrylic by the window. - Nancy Werlin

Dogs display reluctance and wrath
If you try to give them a bath;
They bury bones in hideaways
And half the time they trot sideaways. - Ogden Nash

We spend precious hours fearing the inevitable. It would be wise to use that time adoring our families, cherishing our friends and living our lives. - Maya Angelou


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20-May-2019