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Dogs  and  Kids  are best  friends

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Friends are the sunshine of life. - John Hay

I need physics more than friends. - J Robert Oppenheimer

A friend in power is a friend lost. - Henry Adams

A true friend is the best possession. - Unknown

Have no friends not equal to yourself. - Confucius

Friends are God's apology for relatives. - Hugh Kingsmill

I love children if they're cooked properly. - WC Fields

Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin

Strangers are friends that you have yet to meet. - Roberta Lieberman

In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie

I have no friends and no enemies - only competitors. - Aristotle Onassis

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose. - Steven Wright

A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself. - Frank Crane

I don't teach my children what is Hindu and what is Muslim. - Shah Rukh Khan

As a child, the only clear thought I had was "Get candy." - Jerry Seinfeld

Children find everything in nothing; men find nothing in everything. - Giacomo Leopardi

I have very good executives and great children. They're very good. - Donald Trump

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Mark Twain

We do not inherit the earth from our parents. We borrow it from our children. - Unknown

As a child, my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett

Children are paparazzi. They take your picture when you don't want them to. - Jamie Lee Curtis

A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. - Unknown

Children need the freedom and time to play. Play is not a luxury. Play is a necessity. - Kay R. Jamison

Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand him. - George Santayana

It's easier to build up a child than it is to repair an adult. Choose your words wisely. - Unknown

Live so that when your children think of fairness, caring, and integrity, they think of you. - H. Jackson Brown

Having a child is surely the most beautifully irrational act that two people in love can commit. - Bill Cosby

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. - Garrison Keillor

I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk

If a child, a spouse, a life partner, or a parent depends on you and your income, you need life insurance. - Suze Orman

Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window - or break down a door. - Brooke Shields

Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas. - Paula Poundstone

We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy of life is when men are afraid of the light. - Plato

It is well, when judging a friend, to remember that he is judging you with the same godlike and superior impartiality. - Arnold Bennett

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Sometimes me think, 'What is Friend?' and then me say, 'Friend is someone to share the last cookie with.' - Cookie Monster

My friend Sally is a nudist. I went to her house. The closets have no doors. The walls are covered with see-through wallpaper. - Steven Wright

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives. - Rita Rudner

If a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it. - Edgar Watson Howe

I glanced out the window at the signs of spring. The sky was almost blue, the trees were almost budding, the sun was almost bright. - Millard Kaufman


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Wine Gum Lamp

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26-Mar-2019