![]() Tightened guidance app for U.S. Healthcare workers Controlling infectious disease around the world Anatomy is destiny. - Sigmund Freud Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid Astrology is a disease, not a science. - Maimonides God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin The most infectious pestilence upon thee! - William Shakespeare The best doctor gives the least medicines. - Benjamin Franklin Nurses are the hospitality of the hospital. - Carrie Latet Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck Love is the only disease that makes you feel better. - Sam Shepard After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields A half doctor near is better than a whole one far away. - German Proverb Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse. - Unknown Medicine sometimes snatches away health, sometimes gives it. - Ovid Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert A nurse will always give us hope, an angel with a stethoscope. - Terri Guillemets The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease. - Voltaire The latest thing in psychiatry is group therapy. Instead of couches, they use bunk beds. - Henny Youngman Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle To cure the British disease with socialism was like trying to cure leukemia with leeches. - Margaret Thatcher Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright The practice of medicine occurs even in primitive society, but law accompanies civilization. - Saying The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson Despite all our toil and progress, the art of medicine still falls somewhere between trout casting and spook writing. - Ben Hecht The doctor may also learn more about the illness from the way the patient tells the story than from the story itself. - James B. Herrick My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle Alzheimer's disease starts when a protein that should be folded up properly misfolds into a kind of demented origami. - Gregory Petsko Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno iAbacus How to identify if your Canadian cow has Mad Cow disease iBrella iGifts iPad For Sale iPhone Dock iPhone Evolution iPottie Redneck Flu Shot |
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