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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Tea is a religion of the art of life. - Okakura Kakuzo

Karma yoga is a supreme secret indeed. - Bhagavad Gita

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

Your daily life is your temple and your religion. Whenever you enter into it take with you your all. - Kahlil Gibran

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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23-Jan-2018