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My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

The equation of religion with belief is rather recent. - Arnold J. Toynbee

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I have an everyday religion that works for me. Love yourself first, and everything else falls in to line. - Lucille Ball

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The Muslim world is threatened by religious fanaticism. The Western world is threatened by secular fanaticism. - Dennis Prager

In hell there is no other punishment than to begin over and over again the tasks left unfinished in your lifetime. - Andre Gide

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

The Bible's full of wine. God ain't got nothing against a little drink to celebrate His Son's birthday with. - Archie Bunker

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

I find that the nicest and best people generally profess no religion at all, but are ready to like the best men of all religions. - Samuel Butler

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect. - George Carlin

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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