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My karma ran over your dogma. - Unknown

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

Keep calm and let Karma finish it. - Unknown

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

Wedded be thou to the hags of hell. - William Shakespeare

Religion is the opiate of the masses. - Karl Marx

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. - Mark Twain

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Love your enemy - it will scare the hell out of them. - Mark Twain

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

Men are not hanged for stealing horses, but that horses may not be stolen. - George Savile

The hell with the toothpicks. They say them things bust your emammal anyhow - Archie Bunker

I finally found out how priests get holy water. They boil the hell out of it. - Joan Rivers

The Bible does not give us a road map for life, but it does give us a compass. - Gordon S. Jackson

I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine. - Peter Ustinov

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

I definitely want my son Brooklyn christened, but I don't know into what religion yet. - David Beckham

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

The hottest place in Hell is reserved for those who remain neutral in times of great moral conflict. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

The infliction of cruelty with a good conscience is a delight to moralists. That is why they invented Hell. - Bertrand Russell

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me. - Keanu Reeves

Ordinary riches can be stolen; real riches cannot. In your soul are infinitely precious things that cannot be taken from you. - Oscar Wilde

People are so shocked when they find... out I am Protestant. I am Presbyterian. And I go to church, and I love God, and I love my church. - Donald Trump

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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