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Fires and grimstones of hell - Archie Bunker

Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb

Hell is a half-filled auditorium. - Robert Frost

There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Hell hath no fury like a woman's corns. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

If you're going through hell, keep going. - Winston Churchill

Maybe this world is another planet's Hell. - Aldous Huxley

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

The only thing worth stealing is a kiss from a sleeping child. - Joe Houldsworth

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

Love is something sent from heaven to worry the hell out of you. - Dolly Parton

Don King is a big ... thief, and everyone in this room knows it. - Donald Trump

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

There's no better book with which to defend the Bible than the Bible itself. - Dwight L. Moody

People think I have an interesting walk. Hell, I am just trying to hold my gut in. - Robert Mitchum

I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants. - Carrie Prejean

He was always late on principle; his principle being that punctuality is the thief of time. - Oscar Wilde

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Let's just say, I'm Irish. I grew up in the 1950s. Religion had a very tight iron fist. - Liam Neeson

The darkest part of hell is reserved for those who maintain neutrality in times of moral crisis. - Dante

I'm not a schmuck. Even if the world goes to hell in a handbasket, I won't lose a penny. - Donald Trump

Men will wrangle for religion; write for it; fight for it; die for it; anything but live for it. - Charles Caleb Colton

He was of the faith chiefly in the sense that the church he currently did not attend was Catholic. - Kingsley Amis

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

What a pity Hell's gates are not kept by O'Flynn
The surly old dog would let nobody in. - Patrick Ireland

The Bible, if ya read it you'd know. It's right in the beginning there, in the Book of Generous. - Archie Bunker

Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong, even though they say it's okay in the Bible. - Homer Simpson

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great moral crises maintain their neutrality. - Dante Alighieri

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to hell? - Homer Simpson

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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19-Nov-2017