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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Procrastination is the thief of time. - Edward Young

That Meathead calls me a religious phonetic. - Archie Bunker

Who the hell wants to be happy all the time? - Christopher Plummer

Superstition is the religion of feeble minds. - Edmund Burke

Show me a liar, and I'll show you a thief. - George Herbert

Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven. - John Milton

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief. - William Shakespeare

My mind is the only sanctuary that has not been stolen from me. - Christopher Paolini

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

There is nothing more important than appearing to be religious. - Niccolo Machiavelli

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Everything I did in my life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for. - Earl Warren

Don't they get afraid, then?
They have a religion for that. - Ray Bradbury

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office. - Aesop

My religious background is that my mother is a Christian Dior Scientist. - Robin Williams

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. - Rita Rudner

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

There is a world of practical religion in simply being considerate of others. - Roger Babson

Italy is the home of art and swindling; home of religion and moral rottenness. - Mark Twain

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I took a physical for some life insurance. All they would give me was fire and theft. - Milton Berle

I'm a Catholic deer hunter. I am happy to be clinging to my guns and my religion. - Paul Ryan

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Disease is war with the laws of our being, and all war, as a great general has said, is hell. - Lewis G. Janes

Religion is like a map. The route isn't important. It's the destination that matters. - Marianne Williamson

Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they look forward to the trip. - Winston Churchill

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

The task of organized religion is not to prove that God was in the 1st century, but that he is in the 20th. - S.H. Miller

Family, religion, friendship... these are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business. - Mr. Burns

No bum that can't speak poifect English oughta stay in this country - oughta be de-exported the hell outta here! - Archie Bunker

It ain't those parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it is the parts that I do understand. - Mark Twain

Anyone who thinks sitting in church can make you a Christian must also think that sitting in a garage can make you a car. - Garrison Keillor

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in Church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs. - Fred Allen

He who begins with Metaphysics will not only become confused in matters of religion, but will fall into complete infidelity. - Maimonides

Religion is something left over from the infancy of our intelligence, it will fade away as we adopt reason and science as our guidelines. - Bertrand Russell

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy

Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. - Bible


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19-Sep-2017