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Hell is other people. - Jean-Paul Sartre

My true religion is Kindness. - Dalai Lama

Hell is paved with good Samaritans. - William M. Holden

An art thief is a man who takes pictures. - George Carlin

Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. - Milton Friedman

Pray for the dead and fight like hell for the living. - Mother Jones

The equation of religion with belief is rather recent. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell and advertise. - Ted Turner

The Bible tells us to forgive our enemies, not our friends. - Margot Asquith

How people treat you is their karma; how you react is yours. - Wayne Dyer

Never tell anyone to go to hell unless you can make 'em go. - Bill Clinton

If I'm going to Hell, I'm going there playing the piano. - Jerry Lee Lewis

Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition. - Alan Turing

listen; there's a hell of a good universe next door: let's go - e e cummings

O all you host of heaven! O earth! What else? And shall I couple Hell? - William Shakespeare

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it. - George Bernard Shaw

I come from an Irish Catholic family, and hell-raising is part of the DNA. - Brian Dennehy

A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke

I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way. - Robert Frost

In this religious order has flourished and is revitalized the order of Knighthood. - Knights Templar

No thieves, no traitors, no interventionists! This time the revolution is for real! - Fidel Castro

To be religious is to have a life that flows with the presence of the extraordinary. - Ann Belford Ulanov

The mind is its own place, and it itself can make a heaven of hell, a hell of heaven. - John Milton

I built my church on Easter services, Christmas Eve services, and Norman Vincent Peale. - Robert H. Schuller

Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction. - Blaise Pascal

Are you saying that the Rebel Alliance were religious terrorists and Yoda was a benefit cheat? - Dave Turner

Such a figure, that imagination cannot form an idea of a fury from hell, to look more frightful. - Charles Johnson

I am the indoctrinated child of two lapsed Irish Catholics. Which is to say: I am not religious. - Meghan O'Rourke

I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places. - Mark Twain

The most prominent place in hell is reserved for those who are neutral on the great issues of life. - Rev. Billy Graham

Heav'n hath no rage like love to hatred turn'd,
Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned. - William Congreve

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

The whole religious complexion of the modern world is due to the absence from Jerusalem of a lunatic asylum. - Havelock Ellis

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Only think of two things - the gun and the tape. When you hear the one, just run like hell until you break the other. - Sam Mussabini

You must mind and not lower the Church in people's eyes by seeming to be frightened about it for such a little thing. - George Eliot

Question everything. Your love, your religion, your passion. If you don't have questions, you'll never find answers. - Colleen Hoover

The Muslim Prophet Mohammed was a big believer in charity and firmly established helping those in need as a basis of the religion. - Richard Engel

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Every sort of energy and endurance, of courage and capacity for handling life's evils, is set free in those who have religious faith. - William James


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