Girls’ Joy Ride

Girls just want to have fun



Joy ride on motorcycle for girls



Motorcycle rides in the country haven’t changed much over time

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Midnight bugs taste best. - Unknown

Big girls need big diamonds. - Elizabeth Taylor

Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

All girls go cockeyed during pooberescency. - Archie Bunker

When you're riding lead, don't spit. - Unknown

Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

Thank heaven for little girls, for little girls get bigger every day. - Allen Jay Lerner

It takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed. - Unknown

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

That's all the motorcycle is, a system of concepts worked out in steel. - Robert M. Pirsig

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. - Stephen Leacock

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

Keep your bike in good repair: motorcycle boots are not comfortable for walking. - Unknown

I've met a lot of pin-up girls, but I've never been able to pin one down. - Groucho Marx

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

A little girl is sugar and spice and everything nice - especially when she's taking a nap. - Unknown

After all, inside every woman, no matter how grown up she is, there is still a frightened little girl. - Sergei Lukyanenko

We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Dear Diamond,
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Yours sincerely,
Chocolate Cake - Unknown

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

In Hollywood, you play a mom, and the next thing you know, you're on The Golden Girls. They age you so fast. - Gabrielle Union

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing, but nobody else does. - Stuart H Britt

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

Somebody just back of you while you are fishing is as bad as someone looking over your shoulder while you write a letter to your girl. - Ernest Hemingway

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker


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21-Apr-2018