Girls’ Joy Ride

Girls just want to have fun



Joy ride on motorcycle for girls



Motorcycle rides in the country haven’t changed much over time

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Girl: A giggle with glitter on it. - Unknown

A rich man is never ugly in the eyes of a girl. - French Proverb

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul. - Unknown

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses. - Dorothy Parker

Maybe she's a spaghetti girl... straight until wet. - Jodi Lerner

I'm the girl who lost her reputation and never missed it. - Mae West

If you ride like there's no tomorrow, there won't be. - Unknown

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out. - Mae West

Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window. - Unknown

An intellectual is a man who doesn't know how to park his bike. - Spiro T. Agnew

I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield

All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman, and a pretty girl. - Charlie Chaplin

Who would ever think that so much can go on in the soul of a young girl? - Anne Frank

What do you call a cyclist who doesn't wear a helmet? An organ donor. - David Perry

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen. - Dolly Parton

Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid. - Laurence Peter

Life may begin at 30, but it doesn't get real interesting until about 150. - Unknown

I'm paranoid about everything. On my stationary bike I have a rearview mirror. - Richard Lewis

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live. - George Carlin

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the handlebars to the saddle. - Unknown

I don't believe in e-mail. I'm an old-fashioned girl. I prefer calling and hanging up. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Flops are a part of life's menu and I've never been a girl to miss out on any of the courses. - Rosalind Russell

A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left. - Marilyn Monroe

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - Emo Philips

You can take the girl out of Texas but not the Texas out of the girl and ultimately not the girl out of Texas. - Janine Turner

Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. - Albert Einstein

A girl phoned me the other day and said, "Come on over, nobody's home." I went over. Nobody was home. - Rodney Dangerfield

I chased a girl for two years only to discover that her tastes were exactly like mine: We were both crazy about girls. - Groucho Marx

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs. - Unknown

You're the guy that'll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o'clock in the morning to look at your bike. - Paul Teutul

Motherhood is not for the fainthearted. Frogs, skinned knees and the insults of teenage girls are not meant for the wimpy. - Danielle Steele

Ever since I was a little girl, I’ve always enjoyed feeling afraid. I think it is the most delicious feeling there is. - Domingos Monteiro

When I was younger I did karate and martial arts, and I think it's really cool for girls to have those kinds of abilities. - Rebel Wilson

From a shy, timid girl I had become a woman of resolute character, who could no longer be frightened by the struggle with troubles. - Anna Dostoevsky

A male frigate bird blows up a wild red pouch on his neck. He can keep it puffed up for hours. It is his way of impressing the girls. - Julie Murphy

Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood

I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense. - Christopher Walken

I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker

I knew a girl so ugly that she was known as a two-bagger. That's when you put a bag over your head in case the bag over her head comes off. - Rodney Dangerfield


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20-Sep-2017