Halloween Broomsticks

When angels simply continue to fly





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Women Liberteens - Archie Bunker

In heaven an angel is nobody in particular. - George Bernard Shaw

Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown

Women in London must have learned not to breathe. - Irene Trimble

Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood. - Oscar Wilde

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle. - Gloria Steinem

Men are from Earth, women are from Earth. Deal with it. - George Carlin

I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks. - Steve Martin

My first day as a woman and I am already having hot flushes. - Robin Williams

When one has tasted watermelon he knows what the angels eat. - Mark Twain

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Amazing women don't have hot flashes. We have power surges. - Unknown

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Her mother was a cultivated woman - she was born in a greenhouse. - Spike Milligan

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Blessed be Thou, our God and Lord of Hosts, who has not created me a woman. - Jewish Prayer

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert

No honest work of man or woman "fails"; it feeds the sum of all human action. - Michelene Wandor

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days. - Robin Williams

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

The clothes in themselves do not make a statement. The woman makes the statement and the dress helps. - Jean Muir

My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. - Woody Allen

A woman, especially if she has the misfortune of knowing anything, should conceal it as well as she can. - Jane Austen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

Tarry a moment to watch the chaos of a playground, crayola-colored shirts of running children, all trying out their wings. - Dr. SunWolf

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in. - Rita Rudner

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. "You didn't borrow this." "I will." - Steven Wright

Instead of doing cinnamon, nutmeg, and all those baking spices I'll have one spice that's for sweets, and that's pumpkin pie spice. - Sandra Lee


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21-Jan-2019