Halloween Broomsticks

When angels simply continue to fly





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Acting is like a Halloween mask that you put on. - River Phoenix

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

I like men who have a future and women who have a past. - Oscar Wilde

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

All women are crazy, it's only a question of degree. - WC Fields

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. - Arnold Haultain

A house with old furniture has no need of ghosts to be haunted. - Hope Mirrlees

Behind every successful man is a woman.
Behind her is his wife. - Groucho Marx

That woman is liable to come at you like a Doberman's Pincher. - Archie Bunker

Blessed are the flexible, for they shall not be bent out of shape. - Unknown

Women with pasts interest men. They hope history will repeat itself. - Mae West

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

The woman who can create her own job is the one who will win fame and fortune. - Amelia Earhart

If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry. - O. Henry

Menopause is our chance to say, "I am woman - open a freaking window." - Unknown

A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction. - Oscar Wilde

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

A man who moralizes is usually a hypocrite, and a woman who moralizes is usually plain. - Oscar Wilde

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh

Every blade of grass has its angel that bends over it and whispers, 'Grow, grow.' - Talmud

Monsters are real, and ghosts are real, too. They live inside us, and sometimes they win. - Stephen King

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women access to the mainstream of society. - Rush Limbaugh

Being in a band you can wear whatever you want - it's like an excuse for Halloween every day. - Gwen Stefani

When I only begin to read, I forget I'm on this world. It lifts me on wings with high thoughts. - Anzia Yezierska

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Women are like the police. They could have all the evidence in the world, but they still want the confession. - Chris Rock

The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge

For twenty-four years I've been in love with the same woman. If my wife ever finds out, she'll kill me. - Henny Youngman

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. - Sam Levenson

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I think the only difference between me and the other candidates is that I'm more honest and my women are more beautiful. - Donald Trump

How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh. - Conan O'Brien

All my life, I have been a celebrant of Halloween. For me, it is the most important day of the year, the turning point in the old pagan calendar. - John Burnside

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren


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21-Apr-2018