Halloween Broomsticks

When angels simply continue to fly





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Woman was God's second mistake. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Nurses are angels in comfortable shoes. - Unknown

I like my whiskey old and my women young. - Errol Flynn

Tis brief, my lord... as woman's love. - William Shakespeare

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

A man thinks he knows, but a woman knows better. - Indian Proverb

Women speak two languages, one of which is verbal. - Steve Rubenstein

No bird soars too high if he soars with his own wings. - William Blake

We're women. We have a double standard to live up to. - Ally McBeal

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

I love bringing roses to a woman when she least expects it. - Esai Morales

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women. - Leah Remini

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

True love is like ghosts, which everyone talks about and few have seen. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Back then the women had babies, which they called in them days, begatten. - Archie Bunker

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often. - Oliver Herford

Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive. - Kirk Douglas

Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat. - Oscar Wilde

Yoga is the fountain of youth. You're only as young as your spine is flexible. - Bob Harper

To God I speak Spanish, to women Italian, to men French, and to my horse - German. - Emperor Charles V

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. - Helen Rowland

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, which doesn't say much for you. - Groucho Marx

Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

If women want any rights more than they got, why don't they just take them and not be talking about it? - Sojourner Truth

Sex between a man and a woman can be wonderful, provided you get between the right man and the right woman. - Woody Allen

An angel is a spiritual creature created by God without a body for the service of Christendom and the church. - Leo Rosten

She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman. - Oscar Wilde

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw

Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde

Can't figure women. Sometimes they're afraid of a spider, other times they're not afraid to stand right up to the devil. - Donal Harding

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good one are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon. - Unknown

Perhaps women have always been in closer contact with reality than men: it would seem to be the just recompense for being deprived of idealism. - Germaine Greer


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17-Dec-2017