Halloween Broomsticks

When angels simply continue to fly





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What do women want? - Sigmund Freud

Not angles, but angels. - Pope Gregory I

Americans like fat books and thin women. - Russell Baker

Chocolate: God's apology to women for periods. - Unknown

Women want love to be a novel. Men, a short story. - Daphne du Maurier

Angels can fly because they take themselves lightly. - G K Chesterton

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain. - WC Fields

Intelligence without ambition is a bird without wings. - Salvador Dali

Women like silent men, they think they're listening. - George Carlin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. - Groucho Marx

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

He who has imagination without learning, has wings and no feet. - Joseph Joubert

A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke. - Groucho Marx

Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. - George Best

A woman is like a teabag. Only in hot water do you realize how strong she is. - Nancy Reagan

The great majority of neuroses in women have their origin in the marriage bed. - Sigmund Freud

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

When women are mad or depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. - Elayne Boosler

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. - Margaret Thatcher

When a man has once loved a woman he will do anything for her except continue to love her. - Oscar Wilde

As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied. - Oscar Wilde

To my eye, women get sexier around 35. They know a thing or two, and knowledge is always alluring. - Pierce Brosnan

Some old women and men grow bitter with age. The more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. - George D. Prentice

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her. - Agatha Christie

We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

Women are like cars: we all want a Ferrari, sometimes want a pick-up truck, and end up with a station wagon. - Tim Allen

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. - Lana Turner

Men have trouble dealing with a woman in a position of authority. I've never had trouble with a woman in any position. - Sam Malone

I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love. - Marilyn Monroe

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

Feminism isn't about making women stronger. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson

Never play cards with a man called Doc, never eat at a place called Mom's, and never sleep with a woman whose troubles are worse than your own. - Nelson Algren

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift


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16-Oct-2018