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John 12:49 - Amplified Bible, Classic Edition (AMPC)
“This is because I have never spoken on My own authority or of My own accord or as self-appointed, but the Father Who sent Me has Himself given Me orders [concerning] what to say and what to tell.”

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There is no substitute for the Bible. - Henry Halley

History is a set of lies agreed upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There is no reason to repeat bad history. - Eleanor Holmes Norton

For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. - Virginia Woolf

Jesus was a hiker. The wilderness was His retreat. - Toni Sorenson

The main thing is to make history, not to write it. - Otto von Bismarck

The atheist religion don't believe in the bible. - Archie Bunker

History will be kind to me for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill

We are not makers of history. We are made by history. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

History is a vision of God's creation on the move. - Arnold J. Toynbee

Anybody can make history, only a great man can write it. - Oscar Wilde

We learn from history that we do not learn from history. - Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

You should never have more children than you have car windows. - Erma Bombeck

History is the sum total of things that could have been avoided. - Konrad Adenauer

It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature. - Henry James

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it. - Dudley Moore

To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior". - Rita Rudner

We would like to live as we once lived, but history will not permit it. - John F Kennedy

Give me a couple of pages of the Bible, and I'll give you a picture. - Cecil B. DeMille

The very ink with which all history is written is merely fluid prejudice. - Mark Twain

If history were taught in the form of stories, it would never be forgotten. - Rudyard Kipling

History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon. - Napoleon Bonaparte

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. - Prince Philip

History is a gallery of pictures in which there are few originals and many copies. - Alexis de Tocqueville

You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool. - Kesha

Wealthy people miss one of life's greatest thrills: making the last car payment. - Unknown

They say you only go around once, but with a muscle car you can go around two or three times. - Tim Allen

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it. - George Burns

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes, follies, and misfortunes of mankind. - Edward Gibbon

Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present. - Bil Keane

There are two things in this world that don't last long: dogs chasing cars, and pros putting for pars. - Lee Travino

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car. - Jessica Pare

Neither a wise man nor a brave man lies down on the tracks of history to wait for the train of the future to run over him. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work. - Frank Zappa

History is a relentless master. It has no present, only the past rushing into the future. To try to hold fast is to be swept aside. - John F Kennedy

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. - Unknown

I see history as really cyclical in terms of the intense idealism, and the desire to create a better life outside of societal norms. - Lauren Groff

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad. - Theodore Roosevelt

I know of no other man in our time, or indeed in recent history, who so convincingly demonstrated the power of the spirit over material things. - Stafford Cripps

When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving. - Steven Wright


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19-Apr-2019