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Fruitarian - one who only eats things that have fallen from a tree and are in fact already dead

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Does wine count as a serving of fruit? - Joe-kster

German headshrinker named Sigmund Fruit - Archie Bunker

Falling in love is so hard on the knees. - Aerosmith

One good egg in a barrel of rotten apples. - Archie Bunker

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat. - Jim Davis

The trees that are slow to grow bear the best fruit. - Moliere

For corporate marketers, podcasting is low-hanging fruit. - Paul Gillin

Excellence in any pursuit is the late, ripe fruit of toil. - W.M.L. Jay

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love. - Albert Einstein

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. - Steven Wright

Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is? - Frank Scully

I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. - David Lee Roth

Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves

Don't be afraid to go out on a limb. That's where the fruit is. - H. Jackson Browne

If it weren't for my adam's apple, I'd have no shape at all. - Phyllis Diller

Fish die belly upward, and rise to the surface. Its their way of falling. - Andre Gide

Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face. - Enrico Caruso

Wishing to be friends is quick work, but friendship is a slow ripening fruit. - Aristotle

Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in getting up every time we do. - Confucius

Sometimes when things are falling apart they may actually be falling into place. - Unknown

If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe. - Carl Sagan

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Miles Kington

Human society is like an arch, kept from falling by the mutual pressure of its parts. - Seneca

In Hollywood, the women are all peaches. It makes one long for an apple occasionally. - W Somerset Maugham

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. - Mignon McLaughlin

Even if I knew that tomorrow the world would go to pieces, I would still plant my apple tree. - Martin Luther

Humans need fantasy to be human. To be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape. - Terry Pratchett

Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love, though I'd stepped in it a few times. - Rita Rudner

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it. - Maurice Chevalier

I know I'm not sexy. When I put my underwear on I can hear the Fruit-of-the-Loom guys giggling. - Rodney Dangerfield

Self-respect is the fruit of discipline; the sense of dignity grows with the ability to say no to oneself. - Abraham J. Heschel

Whatever I am offered in devotion with a pure heart - a leaf, a flower, fruit, or water - I accept with joy. - Bhagavad Gita

An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass to keep from falling off the earth. - Unknown

Spare the rod and spoil the child - that is true. But, beside the rod, keep an apple to give him when he has done well. - Martin Luther

An actor is never so great as when he reminds you of an animal - falling like a cat, lying like a dog, moving like a fox. - Francois Truffaut

Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months. - Bill Tammeus

Life is like the dice that, falling, still show a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects. - Alexis


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18-Sep-2019