Aging Pumpkin

Dentures for a retired pumpkin



Aging Pumpkin

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Teeth are always in style. - Unknown

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

We break bones and we lose teeth. We play rugby. - Martin Johnson

Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business. - Salman Rushdie

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

The only way you can become a legend is in your coffin. - Bette Davis

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

Now Bart, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours. - Homer Simpson

If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. - Martin H. Fischer

I'm not a real Halloween kind of guy, because Halloween is every day. - Al Jourgensen

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. - Rodney Dangerfield

This poor pumpkin gave in to rot,
and all that's left is pumpkin snot. - Shirley Thomas

I still have my teeth. I don't want to lose them at age 61 in some hockey game. - Jim Flaherty

The ghosts of things that never happened are worse than the ghosts of things that did. - L.M. Montgomery

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

It is guaranteed to put all teeth on edge, including George Washington's, wherever they might be. - Vincent Canby

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Seems like Americans just want it to be Halloween all year. The holiday just keeps getting more popular. - Amity Shlaes

You may not realize it when it happens, but a kick in the teeth may be the best thing in the world for you. - Walt Disney

When witches go riding and black cats are seen,
The moon laughs and whispers, 'tis near Halloween. - Unknown

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

I see my face in the mirror and go, 'I'm a Halloween costume? That's what they think of me?' - Drew Carey

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

The house smelled musty and damp, and a little sweet, as if it were haunted by the ghosts of long-dead cookies. - Neil Gaiman

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

I wouldn't describe myself as lacking in confidence, but I would say that the ghosts you chase you never catch. - John Malkovich

Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor? - Frank Colby

Nothing soothes me more after a long and maddening course of pianoforte recitals than to sit and have my teeth drilled. - George Bernard Shaw

Tooth decay was a perennial problem that meant a mouthful of silver for patients, and for dentists a pocketful of gold. - Claudia Wallis

All Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely on Halloween. - Rosecrans Baldwin

I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It's the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate. - Graham Greene

Halloween is one of my favorite days of the year. I have a strict rule: I don't work on Halloween and I won't travel on Halloween. - Simon Sinek

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien


see also   Halloween  Section
Alien Halloween Costume
Book Cover Pumpkin
Cheap Halloween Costume
Costume Ride
Custom Halloween Costume
Dead Phone
El Nino Costume
Grandparent’s Halloween
Halloween Birth
Halloween Clouds
Halloween Costumes of Yesteryear
Halloween Cyclist
Halloween Dog
Halloween House
Halloween Lamp
Halloween Special
Halloween Toilet
Halloween Transformers
Halloween Weatherman
Halloween Web
Headless Dogman
Here Comes Baby
Hobbit Halloween
Hobbit Love
How To Enjoy Pumpkin Beer
Pumpkin Candy
Pumpkin Carvings
Pumpkin Dentures
Pumpkin Pi
Pumpkin Skull
Pumpkin-Themed Baby Announcement
Redneck Halloween
Sick Pumpkin
Smiley Pumpkin
Tree Pumpkins
Trumpkins
VW Pumpkin
Which Witch
Witch Relatives
Worst Halloween Decoration

 

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15-Aug-2018