Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I go to school the youth to learn the future.  Robert Frost Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown I've won at every level, except college and pro.  Shaquille O'Neal I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education.  Mark Twain Math is like love  a simple idea but it can get complicated.  R. Drabek In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson Perhaps the most surprising thing about mathematics is that it is so surprising.  E.C. Titchmarsh If you took love out of the equation, I wouldn't know what else to write about.  Nick Cave Life is good for only two things: discovering mathematics and teaching mathematics.  Simeon Poisson For the things of this world cannot be made known without a knowledge of mathematics.  Roger Bacon When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein If everybody in the world dropped out of school, we would have a much more intelligent society.  Jaden Smith If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi Learning by doing, peertopeer teaching, and computer simulation are all part of the same equation.  Nicholas Negroponte I had a feeling once about mathematics – that I saw it all... but it was after dinner and I let it go.  Winston Churchill You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright The most painful thing about mathematics is how far away you are from being able to use it after you have learned it.  James Newman It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows.  Henry L. Doherty I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Doctors are saying that each piece of bacon you eat takes 9 minutes off of your life. Based on that math, I should have died in 1732.  Unknown As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers, it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology.  Unknown 10  You know all the angles 9  Life always adds up 8  You know all the pi jokes 7  Irrational is not so bad 6  Infinity and beyond... been there, done that 5  It’s OK to be obtuse 4  You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number 3  You can do the math 2  You believe in a Higher Power 1  You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?” see also College & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Triggernometry WalMart Math 
