Everything is physics and math.  Katherine Johnson There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?  George Carlin Mathematics: the only subject that counts.  Unknown I graduated first in my class from alibi school.  Jeffrey McDaniel Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin "Obvious" is the most dangerous word in mathematics.  Eric T. Bell Well, another day has passed and I didn't use Algebra once.  Unknown Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom.  Gloria Steinem Mathematics is the cheapest science. All one needs for mathematics is a pencil and a paper.  George Polya Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein Mathematics is a game played according to certain simple rules with meaningless marks on paper.  David Hilbert I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson Mathematics is distinguished from all other sciences except only ethics, in standing in no need of ethics.  Charles Peirce In school, every period ends with a bell. Every sentence ends with a period. Every crime ends with a sentence.  Steven Wright What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather I played basketball in high school, and I love watching sports  I'll watch everything except maybe hockey.  Andy Roddick Mathematics may be compared to a mill of exquisite workmanship, which grinds your stuff to any degree of fineness.  Thomas Huxley The chief reason for going to school is to get the impression fixed for life that there is a book side for everything.  Robert Frost There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I went to a Catholic boys' school for a year, but that was to play hockey. Religion class was quite contentious for me.  Keanu Reeves Understand the key factors in the math behind viral marketing, and use those to figure out what it takes to get viral growth.  David Skok Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes Mathematics takes us into the region of absolute necessity, to which not only the actual word, but every possible word, must conform.  Bertrand Russell My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle Mathematics is not a careful march down a wellcleared highway, but a journey into a strange wilderness where the explorers often get lost.  W.S. Anglin Mathematics began to seem too much like puzzle solving. Physics is puzzle solving, too, but of puzzles created by nature, not by the mind of man.  Maria G. Mayer 10  You know all the angles 9  Life always adds up 8  You know all the pi jokes 7  Irrational is not so bad 6  Infinity and beyond... been there, done that 5  It’s OK to be obtuse 4  You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number 3  You can do the math 2  You believe in a Higher Power 1  You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?” see also College & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Triggernometry WalMart Math 
