Mathematics has beauties of its own.  J.W.A. Young Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college.  Unknown Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin Dear Math: I'm not a therapist. Solve your own problems.  Unknown A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis.  Robert Heilbroner Example is the school of mankind, and they will learn at no other.  Edmund Burke I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie I don't want to send them to jail. I want to send them to school.  Adlai Stevenson College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy.  Unknown In mathematics, you don't understand things. You just get used to them.  John von Neumann Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb Someone told me that each equation I included in the book would halve the sales.  Stephen Hawking In one equation you can solve all the puzzles of life. It is the equation of giving.  Amit Ray When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson The college graduate is presented with a sheepskin to cover his intellectual nakedness.  Robert M. Hutchins I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability.  Jason Alexander Ronald Reagan knew who he was. Barack Obama is still working through that equation politically.  Joe Scarborough If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi You learn how to be book smart in school, but you better not forget that you also need to be street smart.  Harvey Mackay At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig What if the kid you bullied at school, grew up, and turned out to be the only surgeon who could save your life?  Lynette Mather Mathematics is the only science where one never knows what one is talking about nor whether what is said is true.  Bertrand Russell Mathematics is indeed dangerous in that it absorbs students to such a degree that it dulls their senses to everything else.  Prinz zu HohlenloheIngelfingen Kraft Amazingly when you add life and consciousness to the equation you can actually explain some of the biggest puzzles of science.  Robert Lanza I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heartshaped box of laundry.  Milton Berle As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.  Albert Einstein A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.  Theodore Roosevelt Risk and failure is a part of our equation, and if you are seeing too little failure, you are actually probably not taking enough risks.  Peter Barris I tell them that if they will occupy themselves with the study of mathematics they will find it the best remedy against the lusts of the flesh.  Thomas Mann I was thrown out of college during my freshman year, for cheating on my metaphysics final  I looked within the soul of the boy sitting next to me.  Woody Allen 10  You know all the angles 9  Life always adds up 8  You know all the pi jokes 7  Irrational is not so bad 6  Infinity and beyond... been there, done that 5  It’s OK to be obtuse 4  You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number 3  You can do the math 2  You believe in a Higher Power 1  You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?” see also College & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Triggernometry WalMart Math 
