There is no royal road to geometry.  Euclid Revolutions never occur in mathematics.  Michael Crowe College is a refuge from hasty judgment.  Robert Frost Mathematics knows no races or geographic boundaries.  David Hilbert Most every dental school has discount dental services.  Matthew Lesko I am an expert in Higher Level Math: You + God = Enough  Zig Ziglar Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles.  Maya Lin A college education shows a man how little other people know.  T.C. Hailburton Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity.  Albert Einstein In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz If a man's wit be wandering, let him study the mathematics.  Francis Bacon Mathematics is the science which uses easy words for hard ideas.  James Roy Newman I am a great fan of science, but I cannot do a quadratic equation.  Terry Pratchett God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board.  Mark Twain I was a great student at a great school, Wharton School of Finance.  Donald Trump Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans.  Ed Gillespie Science is a differential equation. Religion is a boundary condition.  Alan Turing College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.  George Gobel Like the crest of a peacock, so is mathematics at the head of all knowledge.  Indian Proverb To be safe at the expense of the liberty of other people is a difficult equation.  Madeleine Albright I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.  Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other grossout award.  Jack Nicholson I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math.  Tina Fey Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer.  Milton Berle Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.  Albert Einstein There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't.  Unknown If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college.  Sargent Shriver Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.  Unknown I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation.  John W. Thompson If I feel unhappy, I do mathematics to become happy. If I am happy, I do mathematics to keep happy.  Alfred Renyi For the execution of the voyage to the Indies, I did not make use of intelligence, mathematics or maps.  Christopher Columbus At the end of the day if you want to entertain people, you've got to take your ego out of the equation.  Paul Feig Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.  George Burns Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life there is no such thing as algebra.  Fran Lebowitz We women know how to take care of everybody so well. But the one person we have written out of the equation is us.  Suze Orman There are advantages to being President. The day after I was elected, I had my high school grades classified Top Secret.  Ronald Reagan Mathematics is like checkers in being suitable for the young, not too difficult, amusing, and without peril to the state.  Plato I think sleeping was my problem in school. If school had started at four in the afternoon, I'd be a college graduate today.  George Foreman Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation.  Gerald Chertavian Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true.  Rene Descartes 10  You know all the angles 9  Life always adds up 8  You know all the pi jokes 7  Irrational is not so bad 6  Infinity and beyond... been there, done that 5  It’s OK to be obtuse 4  You always knew your raise would be an imaginary number 3  You can do the math 2  You believe in a Higher Power 1  You’ve got the best pickup line: “What’s your sine?” see also College & School Sections 2 Pi Watch Canadian Math Chair Ruler Chocolate Math College Math Creativity Dancing Mathematician Detroit High School  Math Proficiency Exam Ethiopian Math Hangman Math How Can This Be True, Math Nerds? Hot Dog Math KwikMart Math Long Math Class Math Clock Math Dice Math in Africa Math Mug Math Riddle Math Watch Mennonite Longhand Math Redneck Math Triggernometry WalMart Math 
