Donald Trump Post Turtle

The Donald posts another post before election day



Trump Post Turtle

While stitching a cut on my old and wrinkled 72 year old hand, my Doctor, as was his norm, struck up a conversation with me. Eventually the topic got around to Donald Trump and his role as the Republican nominee for President.

I immediately said, “Well, as I see it, Donald Trump is like a ‘Post Turtle’.” Not being familiar with the term, my doc who was from South Africa originally asked me what a ‘post turtle’ was.

I explained, “When you’re driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that’s a post turtle.” I then saw a puzzled look on the Doctor’s face so I continued...

“You know he didn’t get up there by himself, he doesn’t belong up there, he doesn’t know what to do while he’s up there, he’s elevated beyond his ability to function and you just wonder what kind of dumb a** put him up there to begin with.”

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24-Aug-2019