NFL Military

Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield



the Military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle North Korea bombs

“I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.”

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Salivation Army - Archie Bunker

An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Love is a kind of military service. - Ovid

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

Skill and confidence are an unconquered army. - George Herbert

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Marketing strategy is a lot like military strategy. - Liddell Hart

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. - Groucho Marx

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

The calendar and the clock are all set by football season and the off-season. - Tom Coughlin

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

It used to be that when all else failed, a guy went into the army; now he becomes a consultant. - Blackie Sherrod

Moses was the greatest legislator and the commander in chief of perhaps the first liberation army. - Elie Wiesel

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

Maybe the answer to Selective Service is to start everyone off in the army and draft them for civilian life as needed. - Bill Vaughan

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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