NFL Military

Finding a place for kneeling NFL players on the battlefield



the Military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle North Korea bombs

“I think if North Korea bombs us the military should kneel down and let the NFL players handle it.”

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An army marches on its stomach. - Napoleon Bonaparte

There's no place in racism for football. - Gareth Thomas

The army is the true nobility of our country. - Napoleon III

Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. - Groucho Marx

Wrestlers are a bunch of wanna-be football players. - Brian Bosworth

Airplanes are interesting toys but of no military value. - Marechal Ferdinand Foch

The military don't start wars. Politicians start wars. - William Westmoreland

Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. - Mary McGrory

Where some states have an army, the Prussian army has a state. - Voltaire

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets. - Jimmy Breslin

A conquering army on the border will not be stopped by eloquence. - Otto von Bismarck

It is better to have died a small boy than to fumble this football. - John Heisman

All I know most surely about morality and obligations, I owe to football. - Albert Camus

An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. - Arab Proverb

Jerry Ford is a nice guy, but he played too much football with his helmet off. - Lyndon Baines Johnson

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead. - Erma Bombeck

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein. - Joe Thiesmann

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. - Alphonse Allais

Samson, he takes the jawbone out of the grass and he kills the whole army of the Phillipines. - Archie Bunker

I asked my hairdresser what would look good on me. She says a Los Angeles Rams football helmet. - Phyllis Diller

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep. I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. - Alexander the Great

I don't understand American football at all. It looks like all-in wrestling with crash helmets. - Sting

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

Football combines the two worst things about America: it is violence punctuated by committee meetings. - George Will

The reason there are so many tree-lined boulevards in Paris is so the German army can march in the shade. - George S Patton

Relics: People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand. - Unknown

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. - Phyllis Diller

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. - Henny Youngman

It takes but one positive thought when given a chance to survive and thrive to overpower an entire army of negative thoughts. - Robert H. Schuller

Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? - Jim Bouton

My whole body is a wreck. I've injured myself so many times with jujitsu, skateboarding, football. I guess I like to live hard. - Scott Caan

Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. - John Leonard

Paul Revere was warning the British about gun control, and George Washington apparently was crossing the Delaware to bomb an abortion clinic. - Bill Maher

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck


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24-Feb-2018