When Mr. O’Leary died, an elaborate wake was planned. In preparation, Mrs. O’Leary called the undertaker aside for a private talk.
“Please be sure to secure his toupee to his head very securely. No one but I knew he
was bald,” she confided, “and he’d never rest in peace if anyone found out at this point. But our friends from the old country are sure to hold his hands and touch his head before they’re through paying their last respects.”
“Rest assured, Mrs. O’Leary,” comforted the undertaker. “I’ll fix it
so that toupee will never come off.”
Sure enough, the day of the wake the old timers were giving O’Leary’s ancient corpse quite
a going over, but the toupee stayed firmly in place. At the end of the day, a delighted
Mrs. O’Leary offered the undertaker an extra hundred dollars for handling the matter so
professionally.
“Oh, I couldn’t possibly accept your money,” protested the undertaker.
“What’s a few nails?”
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