Chinese Request
[A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin.
Truth be told, he is none too experienced either. On the wedding night, she
cowers naked under the bed sheets as her husband undresses. He climbs in next to
her and tries to be reassuring...]
“My darring,” he says,
“I know dis yo firs time and you berry frighten. I
pomise you, I give you
anyting you want, I do anyting - jus anyting you want, you say. Whatchou want?” he
says, trying to sound experienced, which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request. She
eventually replies shyly and unsure,
“I want... numba
69.”
More thoughtful silence, this time from him.
Eventually, in a puzzled tone, he queries...
“You want... Beef wif Broccori?”