Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Remember: “STRESSED” spelled backward is “DESSERTS.” see also   Chocolate  Section Chocolate Bed Chocolate Chip Cookies for Engineers & Scientists Chocolate Couch Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Cookie Cushion Death By Chocolate Eat Your Vegetables I Love Pet Food Make Loaf Not War Patience & Wisdom Redneck Spatula The Rules of Chocolate Double Rainbow Sunday Paper Nahtzee I Can Still Kiss You Church Dinner 59 Chev Boat Urgent World War I Message An Iceberg Floated Into Town Walk Sign Timing Family Hands Chocolate Bed Crocodile Floor Texas 911 Walk Sign Ending Mower Handle Extender Dentist Waiting Room Ice Bell

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