Chocolate is derived from cocoa beans. Bean = vegetable. Sugar is derived from either sugar cane or sugar BEETS. Both of them are plants, in the vegetable category. Thus, chocolate is a vegetable. To go one step further, chocolate candy bars also contain milk, which is dairy. So candy bars are a health food. Chocolate-covered raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want. Remember: “STRESSED” spelled backward is “DESSERTS.” see also   Chocolate  Section Chocolate Bed Chocolate Chip Cookies for Engineers & Scientists Chocolate Couch Chocolate Easter Bunnies Chocolate Easter Eggs Chocolate Math Cookie Cushion Death By Chocolate Eat Your Vegetables I Love Pet Food Make Loaf Not War Patience & Wisdom Redneck Spatula The Rules of Chocolate Forgettable Fishing Trips Arab Barking Lot Mahmoud Plumbing Suitcase Recycling Group Photo Drying Bats Laughter Management Muffler Hanger Cadillac Bike Instant Karma Green Picnic Table Father Sayings for Father's Day Veet Hair Removal 'Must Have' Power Drill Long Ride Down Tennessee Family Tea Lights

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