Nursing Home Care
A man goes to
visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
"How are you grandpa?" he asks.
"Feeling fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful menus."
"And the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?"
"Absolutely no problem! At 10 o'clock they bring me a cup of hot chocolate and a
Viagra and
that's it. I go out like a light. Nine hours solid, every night."
The grandson is puzzled and a little alarmed by this, so he rushes off to question the
Sister in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says, "I am told that you are giving an
85-year-old Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the Sister. "Every night at 10 o'clock we give him a cup
of hot chocolate and a
Viagra tablet. It works wonderfully well. The hot chocolate makes him sleep like a baby,
and the Viagra stops him from rolling out of bed."