1. Pick the number 1 to 7 of the week;
2. Multiply this number by 2;
3. Add 5;
4. Multiply it by 50...
5. If you have already had your birthday this year, add 1753; If you haven’t, add 1752…
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born (e.g 1951).
You should have a three digit number:
The first digit of this was your original number…
The next two numbers are your age.
see also
Aging & Calendar
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