Aussie Definition of “Lucky”

“Just for one snake...”

Snake bitten Aussie



Lucky Darwin Australia man - left arm amputated after being bitten nine times by deadly snake

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Luck is loaned, not owned. - Norway

Everything in life is luck. - Donald Trump

I was bitten by an octopus. - Ted Cruz

Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe

Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright

Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown

Luck is when hard work meets opportunity. - David Foster

Everybody has to be a little lucky, I think. - Christopher Walken

Well-trained reflexes are quicker than luck. - Unknown

A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb

The best luck of all is the luck you make yourself. - Douglas MacArthur

Luck is a matter of preparation meeting opportunity. - Oprah Winfrey

Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure. - Earl Wilson

The only sure thing about luck is that it will change. - Bret Harte

Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker

Luck is like having a rice dumpling fly into your mouth. - Japanese Proverb

Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent. - Langston Coleman

Every day a piano doesn't fall on my head is good luck. - Meg Rosoff

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson

If a man who cannot count finds a four-leaf clover, is he lucky? - Stanislaw J. Lec

We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up. - Christopher Morley

If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams

Hard luck is composed of laziness, bad judgement, and poor execution. - Unknown

We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers

Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson

Matt would be fantastic for New York if the Jets were lucky enough to get him. - Donald Trump

I've had a lot of luck. If I didn't I'd be washing bottles in Russia. - Marat Safin

You can take it as understood
That your luck changes only if it’s good. - Ogden Nash

I'm a great believer in luck, and I find the harder I work the more I have of it. - Thomas Jefferson

When New Zealanders emigrate to Australia, it raises the average IQ of both countries. - Robert Muldoon

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. - Steven Wright

Not enough people know what Lyme disease is and the dangers of being bitten by an insect. - Gigi Hadid

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields

The fantasy of every Australian man is to have two women - one cleaning and the other dusting. - Maurenn Murphy

Be grateful for luck. Pay the thunder no mind. Listen to the birds. And don't hate nobody. - Eubie Blake

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker

I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong

That's the kind of luck poor Mr. Lincoln had the night he went to the movies, and he sat in John Wilkes' booth. - Archie Bunker

New York is my Lourdes where I go for spiritual refreshment...a place where you are least likely to be bitten by a wild goat. - Brendan Behan

I was just so lucky with 'Real Women Have Curves.' At that point, I would have done an insurance commercial. I would have done anything. - America Ferrera


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21-Nov-2017