A woman goes to the dentist to fix an annoying tooth ache.
As the dentist leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch.
The dentist says, “Madam, I believe you’ve got a hold of my privates.”
The woman replies, “Yes. Now, we’re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren’t we?”
“No Time For Anesthetic” Golfer