Distasteful Lawyer
A profession too strong to stomach

Two tigers were walking single file along a jungle trail. The rearmost tiger wandered off the trail for a few minutes, then reappeared.

A few moments later, the front tiger felt what seemed to be the other tiger’s tongue, applied just below his tail. The tiger disapproved of this action, but didn’t want to start anything by bringing it up.

Then the tiger felt the tongue again, and in the same place. He decided to confront the tiger behind him, and asked, “Did you just lick me twice in the butt?”

That tiger replied, “Yes, sorry about that. I just ate a lawyer and was trying to get the taste out of my mouth.”

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