Golf Club Gifts
A New York stockbroker had made millions of dollars for an Arabian oil sheik.
The sheik was so pleased he offered him rubies, gold, and a silver-plated
Rolls-Royce. He declined the gifts, telling the sheik that he had merely done
his job. But the sheik insisted.
“Well,” the broker said, “I’ve recently taken up golf. A set of golf clubs would
be a fine gift.”
Weeks went by. One morning the broker received a letter from him.
“So far I have bought you three golf clubs,” it said, “but I hope you will not
be disappointed because only two of them have swimming pools.”