Granny Fanny Sues Bank

Batter Up!

Granny Fanny sues bank for a million dollars

Lawsuit and apology expected from her bank

Necessity hath no law. - Oliver Cromwell

Order is Heaven's first law. - Alexander Pope

I cried all the way to the bank. - Liberace

Position is nine-tenths of the law. - Archie Bunker

A bad compromise beats a good lawsuit. - Saying

Justice is incidental to law and order. - J Edgar Hoover

Law is order, and good law is good order. - Aristotle

Compromise is the best and cheapest lawyer. - Robert Louis Stevenson

Law and order are not necessarily partners. - Saying

To live outside the law, you must be honest. - Bob Dylan

Our ancestors ... were laborers, not lawyers. - Thomas Jefferson

Stick it all right into that bank suppository. - Archie Bunker

A government of law is a government of lawyers. - Saying

It is not wisdom but authority that makes a law. - Thomas Hobbes

The police must obey the law while enforcing the law. - Earl Warren

Judge a man by his questions rather than his answers. - Voltaire

The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers. - William Shakespeare

I can hold a note as long as the Chase Manhattan Bank. - Ethel Merman

Talk is cheap until you hire a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe Defries

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. - Groucho Marx

Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines? - George Carlin

The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law. - Yiddish Proverb

You shall judge a man by his foes as well as by his friends. - Joseph Conrad

A lawyer's opinion is worth nothing unless it is paid for. - Unknown

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk. - Robert Benchley

Tragedy: a busload of lawyers going over a cliff with an empty seat. - Unknown

Lawsuit: a machine you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage. - Ambrose Bierce

There should be no bank too big to fail but no individual too big to jail. - Hillary Clinton

Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown

Tennis is like a lawsuit: activity from across the court is often surprising. - Unknown

Martin Luther King took us to the mountaintop; I want to take us to the bank. - Don King

A lawyer will do anything to win a case, sometimes he will even tell the truth. - Patrick Murray

The language of the law must not be foreign to the ears of those who are to obey it. - Learned hand

To make laws that man cannot, and will not obey, serves to bring all law into contempt. - Elizabeth C Stanton

Show me a Jewish boy who doesn't go to medical school and I'll show you a lawyer. - Milton Berle

My husband and I had our best sex during our divorce. It was like cheating on our lawyers. - Priscilla Lopez

Law: an ordinance of reason for the common good, made by him who has care of the community. - Thomas Aquinas

You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him. - Malcolm S Forbes

At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst. - Aristotle

Life is like a bank account. You must put something in it in order for you to take anything out. - Joe Segal

If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank. - Woody Allen

I don't want a lawyer to tell me what I cannot do. I hire one to tell me how to do what I want to do. - J P Morgan

Bank of America is to sweetheart loans and Democratic Party payoffs as Paula Deen is to sugar and bacon grease. - Michelle Malkin

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem. - J Paul Getty

Did you hear about the auto worker who was offered a position as president of a bank but couldn't afford the pay cut? - Unknown

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner. - WC Fields

They invented the three-day bank holiday weekend because you can't lump all the bad weather into just Saturday and Sunday. - Unknown

I've never believed in measuring one's worth by the size of his or her bank account. I prefer to look at distance traveled. - Dan Rather

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

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